r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 3d ago
Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea
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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 3d ago
Her mistake is she that asked “These are things you guys need to think about?” Guys don’t need to think about it at all, it comes instinctually.
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u/-SandorClegane- 3d ago
Exactly.
Just like when you see a kid at the urinal (with or without his dad/male guardian) and the kid's pants are around his ankles. It's a normal thing that happens in a public restroom. Do not acknowledge it and do not make eye contact with either party.
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u/Last_Gigolo 3d ago
Years ago, I was at the permit office in Houston. Fair size building. Couple hundred people there every hour or so.
Dude walks into the restroom to the urinal and drops his pants and just lets them soak in the dribble puddle.
Pulled them up and walked out. I finished and washed up, and wouldn't you know it, he's at the elevator holding the door for me. I took the stairs. That pee was from pockets to ankles. He might as well have just peed on himself instead of wasting a trip downstairs.
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u/FarquaadsFuckDoll 3d ago
Every day I try and find the grossest thing on reddit to send to my friend and you just helped me complete my search. Thank you.
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u/No_Koala_475 3d ago
I still pee like this and I'm 36. I appreciate your respect to my privacy.
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u/luk__ 3d ago
I look at your pee pee
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u/Mule_Fritters 3d ago
Nice watch.
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u/thisguynamedjoe 3d ago
This is also a joke made at the urinal, but NEVER by strangers... which has also happened to me. Appropriate response? Polite acknowledgment of the joke and immediately ignore.
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u/MysticalPengu 3d ago
“Thanks, you should see my cock” I mean if they lookin they better look at it all
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u/urGirllikesmytinypp 3d ago
I haven’t had anyone compliment my watch at the urinal since I was 15. Odd because I wasn’t wearing a watch that day.
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u/Healthy_Award906 3d ago
Pee pee rating?
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u/luk__ 3d ago
2.5 / 10
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u/rum-and-roses 3d ago
I fully strip apart from socks
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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 3d ago
You know you're in for a good poopin when the shirt comes off.
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u/Ass_Salada 3d ago
Oh shit dude, do you live near Phoenix? Im pretty sure I saw you at the taco bell on 7th Ave, like 4 years ago. Nice cock btw
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u/No-Suspect-425 3d ago
Dang Butters is 36 already?
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u/Repulsive_Steak3891 3d ago
Butters’ show age is 11 and he debuted in 1997 so he’s closer to 38.
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u/LostMyAccount69 3d ago
I expected a response that made me feel old but nah, I'm younger than the south park kids. :)
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u/North-Soft-5559 3d ago
I wouldn't risk my trousers being so close to the floor Especially in some public bathrooms
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u/istillambaldjohn 3d ago edited 2d ago
100% then there is the secret stances of others.
The “Peter Pan” feet wide apart, head staring at the wall in front, both fists at your hips, no hands on the unit controlling the flow. Also known as “the Superman”
The “Zombie” no hands as well but hands loosely to just to your sides and looking down
The “little teapot” is most common. One hand controlling business, one hand on the hip. Head either staring down or straight ahead
The “Prisoner” rare,…..but happens. Staring straight ahead. No hands controlling flow but both hands behind their back
The “Toddler” yes, very very rare but grown adults also has pants and chonies down to ankles and bare ass at a urinal. (Always assume special needs. Do your best to ignore)
The “crossing guard” usually in the morning at urinals. One hand controlling business, and one hand on the wall in front of them sorta stabilizing them from falling?
The “barking spider” VERY common for dudes to fart midstream. Especially restaurants where they are holding it in during a date.
I know I’m missing some. But I’ve just find them amusing when I noticed.
Edit. “The Barking Spider” honestly was called “The Bradley Craig” (sorry Brad, really is a lovely guy and miss working with him). Just a guy I use to work with. Larger fellow, but good lord,…..dude bellowed a like a tuba that you could hear outside the restroom when peeing and always said “excuse me,…clearing my throat” when witnessing first hand.
Double edit.
I know the right there, their, and they’re and am pretty consistent. I occasionally use affect vs effect inappropriately. But I regularly butcher strait vs straight.
Thank you stranger grammar Nazi. I too get stuck and cannot really see past some things and lose the entire context of the message over something so simple most others can look past.
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u/-SandorClegane- 3d ago
This list is pretty comprehensive. You've done quite well, in my humble opinion.
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u/istillambaldjohn 3d ago
Forgot “the golfer” more common than the little teapot. Both hands controlling flow, looking down concentrating
I’m more of a modified golfer. Staring strait ahead to concentrate on anything but the fact that there are others next to me, and a line of people wanting to use the urinal. So just staring blankly at whatever is in front of me. Usually day dreaming about what it took to build the wall and its finishes to distract myself.
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u/Grumpy0ldMillennial 3d ago
One hand on top of another or interlocking fingers lol
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u/Vindepomarus 3d ago
I fell like the "crossing guard" is most common later in the evening at a pub/club.
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u/Gr00mpa 3d ago
I recently got my kid to stop peeing with his pants around his ankles.
At last, I’ve taught him all there is to know.
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u/WanderlustFella 3d ago
Do not acknowledge it and do not make eye contact with either party
People that talk to you while you pee are weird. I have a friend who has no boundaries that will do this while at like a sports game or some event where going to the bathroom with a friend is more unavoidable. Its a natural thing to do when it's halftime to go as a group to the bathroom. So we are peeing in a crowded restroom he'll be next to me talking about a play during the game or something. I look forward and go into a Zen like state and ignore everything around me while he out there yappin. Other than that, he's a good friend.
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u/-SandorClegane- 3d ago
People that talk to you while you pee are weird.
Here's the thing...
I won't ever be the one to initiate conversation, but if someone strikes up a chat with me, I'm fine with it. That said, it's usually an older guy at a Cracker Barrel or something when it happens.
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u/Cazed_Donfused 3d ago
Women have no idea the shit we see and have to deal with in the men’s restroom.
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u/Dead_Or_Alive 3d ago
Naaa, I cleaned restrooms as a teenager. Men’s restrooms are tame. Women’s restrooms look like they are used by uncivilized savages who have never been indoors.
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u/ISTBU 3d ago
I was in the Air Force but had to wait for a polygraph before I could start working my real job - so in the mean time my "casual" job was to staff the desk at the base gym. Fucking great time, except for cleaning the women's bathrooms every night.
There are some women out there with SERIOUS fucking issues if their behavior in a gym restroom is any indication as to the rest of their life.
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u/IDontThereforeIAmNot 3d ago
When I was 4-5 can’t remember exactly, I was at the drive in movie theater with my family and I had to piss. The men’s room was a wall length trough, i being all of three feet tall made the mistake of looking down the line. It was shoulder to shoulder dicks. Like twenty dudes and a waterfall of piss and dicks. Scarred for life
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u/The_one_and_only_Tav 3d ago
Honestly, as a woman, if I was faced with the same options I would have made the same choices. It’s pretty obvious just from a personal space perspective. Yeesh.
Also would it really be that hard to like, put half a wall up between urinals? Like I feel like humanity could’ve solved this issue by now.
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u/badwhiskey63 3d ago
Some times there’s a partial wall between them, but the rules are still same.
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u/arbitrageME 3d ago
yeah, but why is the partial wall less than shoulder height? it blocks literally nothing
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u/KromatRO 3d ago
It's for spray accidents not for privacy.
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u/arbitrageME 3d ago
I have two responses:
eww
makes sense
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u/KromatRO 3d ago edited 3d ago
Don't imagine is deliberate. Sometimes, jet hiting the urinal wall will result in a big splash that the urinal margin may not hold. That separator is there to save the neighbor, or you from a neighbor. And with this in mind, the free urinal choice makes more sense and that is why is instinctively known to men.
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u/ObeseVegetable 3d ago
Some urinals are more splashy than others, too.
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u/Chainsawd 3d ago
Some of those fuckers seem like they were designed with maximum splash-back in mind!
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u/SenoraRaton 3d ago
Its so you can look over the wall and compliment your neighbor on their member.
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u/FlintStriker 3d ago
There are walls in some, but they don't go up to the average eye height. Thankfully you can still peer over and look at the other dude's dick no problem.
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u/The_one_and_only_Tav 3d ago
What a time to be alive.
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u/PilotsNPause 3d ago
Wait until you see the floor to chest level urinals that are all connected together: https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/ilh1p2/floorlength_urinals_the_best_design_imo/
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u/NewMissUniverse 3d ago
This is literally instilled from kindergarten.
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u/BirdMedication 3d ago
People literally do this with empty seats and strangers at the airport or any other public setting with chairs, why is she surprised about bathroom-specific social distancing lol
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u/Obliviousobi 3d ago
Hell, I do it when parking too! If I can get | O |✓| O | I'm gonna take it every time. I'll do the car on driver side and empty on the passenger side as backup.
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u/Chainsawd 3d ago
See taking the middle of three empty spaces makes me worry about whatever idiots are gonna try to slot in beside me. I actually prefer to take the left spot in that scenario so at the very least I can control how easy it is to open doors on the driver's side.
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u/Dananjali 3d ago
Lol this is a streamer that plays dumb all the time. Girls don’t need to think about this type of stuff either. Guarantee any time she goes into a public bathroom she’s not going to pick a stall next to an occupied one if there are others open further away. Guarantee every time she goes to the movies she’s not going to sit right next to another group of people when there are plenty of open seats.
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u/Buttery_Buckshot 3d ago
I was about to say, its not a dilemma lady it's instinct. This right here comes prewired
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u/zeethreepio 3d ago
I gave my partner this test and she passed with a 100%. It's a courtesy test, basically.
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u/No_Flight503 3d ago
He got 5 wrong. At that point, you stand there and wait for people to leave.
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u/Shiny_Bidoof_Swag 3d ago
That just makes you weirder I thought
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u/usernameabc124 3d ago
It definitely does, this post has taken this shit to an extreme. Context matters. I want to avoid peeing next to someone when possible but I think it’s significantly weirder to be so focused on avoiding standing next to another guy peeing when you need to pee.
For fucks sake, I have been to plenty of events where we are peeing in a fucking trough.
Etiquette should be as simple as follow the basic rules but never obsess over trivial shit like this to the point of awkward behavior. No issues if you go to a stall, I have, but standing and waiting is awkward as fuck.
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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 3d ago
I agree, however, under no circumstances do you stand too close, nor make any sort of eye contact nor acknowledgment of a man leaving the urinal.
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u/AwarenessPotentially 3d ago
A buddy and I both suffer from bashful bladder. So when we're at the bar together, if we see the the other guy going to the can, we jump up and sneak up on them from behind, and stand there like a perv while we both laugh like hyenas. "Having trouble? Have you started yet".
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u/WhiteElephant12 3d ago
But if you're in a long ass line with people behind you, you better choose a urinal quickly
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u/anti_incumbent 3d ago
For 4 and 5, I felt like we didn’t have enough information. Was the shitter full?
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u/Cautious_Ice_884 3d ago
This just seems like common sense.
As a woman looking at this, its the same thing with the womans bathroom. You have a row of 5 stalls and if someone is in one, generally go for the furthest one to give as much space as humanly possible. You don't just sit your ass down to the stall right beside them without zero consideration.
It just doesn't seem that hard, its just public bathroom social decency.
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u/Left-Mistake-5437 3d ago
This. Most but the last one is a really tricky one.. I honestly might just wait in that case.
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u/dingos8mybaby2 3d ago
The real "Impossible" difficulty here is a crowded sports stadium or bar where the bathroom just has a big trough instead of urinals.
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u/StrangerTex 3d ago
And a line of drunk assholes waiting after you looking at you like hurry up.
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u/Iohet 3d ago
I went to a concert at the Forum in Inglewood and when the line for the trough was too long people started pissing in the sink and in the trashcan
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u/mrinsane19 3d ago
Outdoor concert, troughs busy, portaloos busy, people just started pissing on the temporary fences.
It had rained a few days before but on the way out I really was much less confident about the slight dampness of the ground.
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u/Breaker-of-circles 3d ago
Nah, the true impossible difficulty is during something like a Taylor Swift concert where women become entitled to invade the men's room because there's a long-ass line for the women's room.
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u/mrinsane19 3d ago
Oh yeah that was definitely happening as well. In the middle of the guys pissing on fences.
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u/Unlucky_Me_ 2d ago
Been there with the troughs full and women were in there using the stalls. I hate that it's ok for women to be in men's bathrooms clogging up our shit but we could never take their stalls
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u/grayfloof85 2d ago
Just go for it, bro. And if anything happens just go for broke and challenge them to a sword fight. They know they'll never win.
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u/LittleFlank 3d ago
The nightmare moment when you have to pee so bad, but the activity of the room is keeping your valve completely locked up, so you stand there for 30 to 60 seconds begging your physiology for relief and you end up just shaking your dry dick, zipping back up, and humiliated because you KNOW the two cycles of dudes to either side of you SAW that you didn't piss at all and they're silently judging you about it.
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u/imafirinmalazorr 2d ago
A friend and I went and watched a movie in Charlotte, NC. We aren’t used to the city crowd. Movie ends around 1am, we both have to piss like mad. There is a club attached to the theater, and that’s where the bathroom is. We walk in, seems like there is a bouncer guarding the bathroom (that’s something we should have picked up on but… we were young).
There’s like 15 dudes just chilling and leaning on the sinks, smoking, drinking etc. All heads turned to us. My friend and I sheepishly split to the nearest urinal. I didn’t see where he went. I stood there for what seemed like forever. I felt them just glaring at me and I couldn’t go.
Finally walked out and about that time here came my friend, both of us absolutely couldn’t go. We bolted to the car, still bursting. We drove for an hour back to my house because everything was closed except for dimly lit gas stations and our sketch meters were filled.
We always get a good kick out of that.
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u/Cool-Sink8886 2d ago
You’re clear after 3 cycles. Just keep shaking it like you can’t get that last drop.
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u/Masturbating-macaque 3d ago edited 3d ago
Whoever invented that thing should be drug out into the streets and shot.
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u/LustyHasturSejanus 3d ago
Idk I went to a newer stadium that had individual urinals rather than the troughs, and the line was so long. Troughs have a higher throughput than urinals do. After going to that stadium a few times, I found myself missing the trough.
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u/monkwren 3d ago
I like 'em at busy dive bars - they just fit the mood, y'know?
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u/LustyHasturSejanus 3d ago
Bonus points if there is a garden hose turned to a trickle zip tied to the trough.
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u/TheRealJSmith 3d ago
It's because you can double the throughput by creating a second row of infantry behind the front row to shoot through the gaps. Efficient.
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u/PrsnScrmingAtTheSky 3d ago
When I was a little kid I thought you were supposed to wash your hands in there.... Then some dude just came in and started wizzin!!! I realized the folly of my ways and waddled out upset, telling my dad I think I made a mistake! He laughed and helped me wash my hands.
I was 4 and thought, well that thing is f'in stupid!
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u/TheCabbageGuy82 3d ago
Whenever I see that I ALWAYS use the stalls. Just pretent I need a shit and wait as long as it takes. I peed in one of those troughs before - big mistake. The back wall of it was so close to me that almost all of my pee splashed back at me and painted my newly-washed white shorts a nice shade of lemon. Didnt help that there were three people standing either side of me without any kind of urinal divider. Never again.
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u/cominguproses97 3d ago
I was at the bathroom at Wrigley Field and there was a big mass of guys waiting around the troughs and urinals, and then I walked around the corner and there were like 8 empty stalls. Dudes are crazy
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u/No_Combination00 3d ago
Once you see a urinal trough, all ethics go out the door.
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u/andio76 3d ago
Is there a pile of ice in there....if so VIDEOGAME TIME!!
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u/subiesnacks137 3d ago
Too true. My wife thought I was lying about the trough, had to explain the fun times pissing on the ice. She was in awe.
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u/andio76 3d ago
I will melt that big chunk in two
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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 3d ago
Straight down the middle like a water jet.
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u/LegitimateBeyond8946 3d ago
Exactly. Just 2 pieces held together in the middle from the ice tray getting over filled
Just blast the weak spot for a good 19 seconds or so, she should crack no problem
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u/hundrethtimesacharm 3d ago
Dad took me to my first baseball game when I was a kid. I was not prepared for the trough. I had never been more intimidated in my life.
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u/SaltyCarpet 3d ago
…I’ve heard of the troughs but never about ice?! What is the reasoning for that???
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u/cobyjackk 3d ago
It's provides fresh water. As it melts. Kind of like leaving the sink dripping. You can't flush a trough so the smell would be a lot. Helps cut it down.
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u/codefreak8 3d ago
With a trough there are no rules. It's a less civilized age in there.
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u/BuphaloWangs 3d ago
My personal favorite has always been the length-of-the-entire-wall-mega-urinal. That shit is the wild west.
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u/ShittyExchangeAdmin 3d ago
Lmao there was one dude who started washing his hands in one of those because I guess he thought they were sinks. I caught it out of the corner of my eye and I had to do a double take and wonder if I just saw that happen.
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u/NewMissUniverse 3d ago
Need to think about?"
Nah girl, its automatic...
You walk in and instinct tells you where.4
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u/BlueFox5 3d ago edited 3d ago
This is easy for her to say as she has always had the comfort of stalls surrounding her in a public bathroom her whole life.
She has never:
Made accidental eye contact while peeing.
Caught someone else’s spray-back.
Caught someone sneaking a peek at your genitalia.
Accidentally caught a glimpse of someone else’s weird genitalia.
Had someone drip on your shoes.
Or God forbid, strike up a conversation (like only true psychopath would) while you are both peeing, meer inches away from eachother.
She has led a sheltered life. Literally sheltered in her stall. Or. In her cluelessness, she is the psychopath that would ignore the urinal etiquette. Pick the spot between two people when there was an open spot. Talk to both people. All while peeing on everyone’s shoes.
Edit: for those of you just now joining us, be careful how far you venture down this particular thread. You have been warned…
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u/NewMissUniverse 3d ago
Anything after lvl 4 is an automatic "I'll just pee tomorrow"
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u/obi_wan_kanerdy 3d ago
That's usually when I'll just go pee in a stall.
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u/Terror_666 3d ago
If the urinal has already reached lvl 4 I do NOT want to know what a stall would look like.
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u/WhereasNo3280 3d ago
I once drove through Missouri and was loudly insulted in a public restroom by some cornfed dumbass who was confused why anyone would choose to pee in a stall instead of waiting in line to pee next to his leering ass.
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u/NatomicBombs 3d ago
Whenever the urinals are that clogged I’m usually at a large event and probably too drunk to give a shit.
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u/Drogdar 3d ago
I remember the troughs. Go into a bathroom and it was just one long urinal going down the wall. Everyone peed into and it all went down one drain.
You can pee anywhere after getting uses to that...
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u/BlueFox5 3d ago
You do what you gotta do in those situations. But troughs are typically reserved for stadiums and really trashy dive bars. High volume (often drunken) peeing.
If you had a trough at work, it’s going to lead to some awkward work shifts and zoom meetings.
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u/DarkMatters8585 3d ago
Don't forget forcing out a trumpet fart just before striking up conversation.
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u/Kahlil_Cabron 3d ago
Older guys are the kings of this. My boomer boss at my first office job would stand next to me, look over at me while we're pissing, and let a deep trumpet fart go and then start talking to me about the project we were working on.
Also if he really needed me, he'd walk up to the stall I was in while I was taking a shit, let off a few farts, and talk to me through the stall lol.
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u/ctodReddit 3d ago
Nope. Checked with wife and she’s just doing this for views. All people do this. Think about movie theater seats.
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u/BeatleProf 3d ago
Every time I see one of her videos, I wonder if she's really as stupid as she seems.
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u/MrShad0wzz 3d ago
never had to deal with walking nto bathroom and pee is all over the floor in front in the urinal
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u/ttrosc 3d ago
My old boss used to talk to people as they walked in the bathroom as he took a shit. Could recognize people by their shoes 😂.
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u/-SlapBonWalla- 3d ago
She has never:
Had to help her trough neighbor by holding his penis while he's lighting a cigarette.
Had a guy pee in her butt so it would flow into her and out her penis because the trough was too crowded.
Never seen a man with two penises.
Had a man fill her beer with pee because she was running low.
Been in a water fight with pee.
Never had a taller guy rest his nuts on her head so he could use the same spot at the trough.
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u/pirikikkeli 3d ago
Not gonna lie I've had my best interactions with random guys while drunk as fuck at the urinal but I'm a dirty Finn so
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u/BlueFox5 3d ago
What you do in truck stops and public restrooms at various parks is your business buddy
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u/MrSnowden 3d ago
True story: I met my now-wife because she thought I looked like a famous newscaster who she had a huge crush on. Wife is out of my league. I always thought to myself I should really thank that guy.
Finally ran into him. Side by side at a urinal. I slowly turned to look at him, but thought (not now). And I missed my one shot. Sorry George.
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u/GaracaiusCanadensis 3d ago
Isn't this the person who plays dumb for engagement?
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u/Naive_Sleep_6889 2d ago
She is 100% playing dumb and she's not even a great actress about it. I'm a woman and I got every single one right lol.
It's just common sense like deciding where to sit on a crowded bus. It's not something special that only men will understand. It's just social awareness.
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u/redditidothat 3d ago
Shocked & bewildered facial expressions like she’s watching a street magician, not a dude talking about urinals
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u/Aetas4Ever 3d ago
I fucking hate her, I think it is just cringey and stupid and doesnt look good at all.
Lydia Violet does similar thing, but is much better and likeable at it I would say.
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u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog 3d ago
Possibly? I've seen her play dumb to sex jokes before
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u/mostlybadopinions 3d ago
If you've never seen a urinal in your life, it'd take all of 2 seconds to realize "I'd prefer as much space as I can between me and the next person."
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u/Bungeegumski 3d ago edited 3d ago
It is. She literally watches the video once without recording. Then watches it again in a 'surprise' face for views. She's a giant cunt. Also she leaked another youtubers real address and picture of his house for millions of people to see.
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u/StillAFuckingKilljoy 3d ago
I'm like 90% sure this isn't SSSniperwolf lol
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u/destinofiquenoite 2d ago
It can't be her because SSSniperWolf's voice is 1000x more annoying, but overall it's basically a clone lol
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u/BushDoofDoof 3d ago
Obviously. Look at the actual redditors here thinking there is some secret code that only they understand. Genuine cringe.
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u/RizzoTheSmall 3d ago
Is her job just sitting there and making blowup sexdoll face?
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u/Awkward-Bathroom-429 3d ago
SSSsniper wolf, that dumb face is her gimmick
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u/gamenut89 3d ago
Definitely not SSSniperWolf. Pretty sure SW is American and this girl has a non-US accent to her.
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u/yatesisgreat 3d ago
The big wildcard is the low urinal for the kids. If that is the right spot but there are other open spots, do you still take it and potentially make a little guy struggle to hit the rim? Or do you take the wrong spot just in case? I can see a case for both. Taking the wrong one the more ethical choice I think, but I can also see teaching the kid a lesson that sometimes you just have to pee wherever. Also kids generally got good stream, just bad aim so it might not be a big deal.
Also that is why the full length, down to the floor, urinals are the superior choice. Especially those stainless steel ones, with a good push you can play some calypso music on them.
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u/Pilgrim2223 3d ago
I was at Disney World with my 4 year old. He was just tall enough to use the short urinals but not the tall ones. In every Bathroom... at Disney world for some reason there is a line of 8+ urinals and one short one which was always closest to the door. We are there in off season, so not too busy, we run in to a bathroom that completely empty except one Full grown man at the shorty.
The Boy and I waited patiently behind him, and the look of absolute shame on that man's face when he realized that he was using, for no reason, and in violation of every basic man code of urinal usage, the only one my son could use was pretty epic. He actually said "Sorry" while zipping up and I gave him a bro'nod and a no problem (got to be a good example and all that)→ More replies (2)3
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u/Sonder_Monster 3d ago
I can honestly say I've never once thought about it. I just walk in, pull my pants and underwear down to my ankles like God intended and then walk up to the first open urinal I see
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u/Boo_07 3d ago
I shoot from stall to urinal like a pro. Cross the stream if you dare.
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u/RabbitOrcaHawkOrgy 3d ago
I do the reverse, ass in the urinal and shoot into the bowl - much higher level of difficulty
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u/TheAlezz 3d ago
No man had a doubt watching this. Its like breathing at this point
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u/Bumble072 3d ago
Vacuous streamer. Standard. Did she close her mouth at any moment lol.
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u/guineapigmilkman 3d ago
Try going to piss at the giant tub urinal at a Metallica concert. That's the true horror.
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u/blckshirts12345 3d ago
Genuine question, do women never get shy bladders?
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u/ymOx 3d ago
Possibly, but also they only do stalls.
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u/Easy-Application6138 3d ago
Many people get it at stalls. Super hard for me to pee even when I use a stall if others are in room. If I take longer than a few seconds to start I can't do it, because it feels like people will think why haven't I started yet. It's involuntary, you can't overpower it with thought. I just have to wait until the room is empty.
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u/NoLand4936 3d ago
Yes. This is how it works. Also on the one where he said either if the ends, it depends on where the door is. You go to the one farthest from the door because urinals are usually right beside the door and you don’t want to risk making eye contact with someone when the door opens on their way in.
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u/NewMissUniverse 3d ago
"These are the thing you think about?"
Nope , it's instincts
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u/BredYourWoman 3d ago
This would've been way better with the just dude talking because reaction videos are stupid af. Thanks for sitting their with your mouth open your hands on your head and occasionally going "whaaaat?" I guess
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u/WombozM 3d ago
I usually wait until a spot opens up with no1 on either side lol
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u/Catnip1720 3d ago
I’ve seen plenty of guys just stand and wait even though there’s a third urinal open in between two other people. It’s almost not even thought, just instinct
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u/BigHairyArsonist 3d ago
In high school, half of our bathrooms didn't have any doors on the shitter stalls so you'd learn to just not look that direction and find the other bathrooms if you need to drop a duece.
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u/digitalbender 3d ago
My brother's favorite joke at a crowded urinal is to yell, "nice dick!"
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