r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Easy-Application6138 5d ago

Many people get it at stalls. Super hard for me to pee even when I use a stall if others are in room. If I take longer than a few seconds to start I can't do it, because it feels like people will think why haven't I started yet. It's involuntary, you can't overpower it with thought. I just have to wait until the room is empty.

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u/Easy-Application6138 5d ago

Nah, the toilet seats are absolutely disgusting. Children are animals. Toilet usually has a pile of garbage as high as my knees.

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u/ymOx 5d ago

Fuck what they think, nature's calling. But think about it like this; when you go to a public restroom... How much do You think about what the others in there are doing, and how much thought do you spend on whoever's in a stall and how long they're taking and what they might be doing? And after you're done and walk out of there, for how long after do you remember the people in that restroom, and how long after do you still think about them?

I get that not everyone's there yet but personally I'm quite convinced that any man old enough to tie his own shoes has had shy bladder at the urinal at least at one point or other in their lives and knows what the deal is. So I just stand there thinking about burbling streams and dripping faucets until I'm done. At most people will be thinking "Heh, shy bladder eh? Wellp, back to my beer!" and that will be that. And if they actually are thinking about me beyond that, well that's frankly their problem and not mine.