r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 5d ago

Her mistake is she that asked “These are things you guys need to think about?” Guys don’t need to think about it at all, it comes instinctually.

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u/No_Flight503 5d ago

He got 5 wrong. At that point, you stand there and wait for people to leave.

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u/Shiny_Bidoof_Swag 5d ago

That just makes you weirder I thought

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u/usernameabc124 5d ago

It definitely does, this post has taken this shit to an extreme. Context matters. I want to avoid peeing next to someone when possible but I think it’s significantly weirder to be so focused on avoiding standing next to another guy peeing when you need to pee.

For fucks sake, I have been to plenty of events where we are peeing in a fucking trough.

Etiquette should be as simple as follow the basic rules but never obsess over trivial shit like this to the point of awkward behavior. No issues if you go to a stall, I have, but standing and waiting is awkward as fuck.

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u/Newfaceofrev 5d ago

The etiquette is you take the furthest available space. If there is only one space, then you take the space, nobody judges.

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u/vorschact 5d ago

I try more to just keep the stall separation. There’s plenty of times where Oscar piss-Torius comes in and fucks up by moving 2 stalls away and now the courtesy stall is gone for someone. Either just keep the sacred stall, or allow for a middle man if needed.

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u/theFlaccolantern 5d ago

Exactly lol, people in here are definitely weirder for not just going to pee when you have to pee. Seriously? Just stand there in the corner when there's an open urinal? Cmon. You're there for a utilitarian purpose that everyone has to do.

It almost brings it full circle, where you're trying so hard not to think about strangers dicks that you're just broadcasting to everyone that you're thinking about not thinking about strangers dicks.

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u/ClassicDragon 5d ago

Its not about seeing other dicks, its about our dicks being seen. Big difference.

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u/askiawnjka124 5d ago

Big difference

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u/ClassicDragon 5d ago

Average difference

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u/usernameabc124 5d ago

I can honestly say that isn’t a fear of mine… I just want to pee in peace with a little bit of space.

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u/InvaderDJ 5d ago

Depends on the situation. You can just stare at the floor or ceiling or something until they leave.

Although obviously first in this scenario you see if there is an empty stall first. Hopefully by the time you do that, someone is finishing up and you can swap in.

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u/Cory123125 5d ago

Nah, it depends on how close they are. If they are all in dick in face range, you wait, but if you can slightly lean to one side for some privacy its a good enough compromise.

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u/Magic2424 5d ago

Yea that person is deranged. He had the correct spot but the wrong reasoning. No matter what the best you get is being next to 1 person and there is no edge available BUT you can save someone else the indignity of being sandwiched so you take that spot to be a homie

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u/RainbowUniform 5d ago

lmao I remember kids doing this in elementary school and people would just laugh at them and say shrimp dick

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u/MondayCleaner 5d ago

Naaah bro. I will wait till there’s comfortable space. One time I was peeing on an end urinal and for some a random pulls up next to me. This was a four urinal.

The moment I see him start, I stop my piss mid stream and just bounced. I was none too happy.

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u/mytransthrow 5d ago

No you stand there but looking at the ceiling.

Its only weird if you look at them while they are peeing.

You can use op in videos choice if you really have to go but you have to mumble something about pissing like a race horse...

But I am trans I dont have to worry about that now.

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u/HotFudgeFundae 5d ago

Just standing there with your arms folded staring at all the other guys

"Hurry up I have to piss!"