r/SipsTea Fave frog is a swing nose frog 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/No_Flight503 7d ago

He got 5 wrong. At that point, you stand there and wait for people to leave.

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u/Shiny_Bidoof_Swag 7d ago

That just makes you weirder I thought

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u/usernameabc124 7d ago

It definitely does, this post has taken this shit to an extreme. Context matters. I want to avoid peeing next to someone when possible but I think it’s significantly weirder to be so focused on avoiding standing next to another guy peeing when you need to pee.

For fucks sake, I have been to plenty of events where we are peeing in a fucking trough.

Etiquette should be as simple as follow the basic rules but never obsess over trivial shit like this to the point of awkward behavior. No issues if you go to a stall, I have, but standing and waiting is awkward as fuck.

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u/theFlaccolantern 7d ago

Exactly lol, people in here are definitely weirder for not just going to pee when you have to pee. Seriously? Just stand there in the corner when there's an open urinal? Cmon. You're there for a utilitarian purpose that everyone has to do.

It almost brings it full circle, where you're trying so hard not to think about strangers dicks that you're just broadcasting to everyone that you're thinking about not thinking about strangers dicks.

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u/ClassicDragon 7d ago

Its not about seeing other dicks, its about our dicks being seen. Big difference.

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u/askiawnjka124 7d ago

Big difference

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u/ClassicDragon 7d ago

Average difference

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u/usernameabc124 7d ago

I can honestly say that isn’t a fear of mine… I just want to pee in peace with a little bit of space.