r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/No_Koala_475 5d ago

I still pee like this and I'm 36. I appreciate your respect to my privacy.

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u/luk__ 5d ago

I look at your pee pee

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u/Mule_Fritters 5d ago

Nice watch.

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u/thisguynamedjoe 5d ago

This is also a joke made at the urinal, but NEVER by strangers... which has also happened to me. Appropriate response? Polite acknowledgment of the joke and immediately ignore.

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u/MysticalPengu 5d ago

“Thanks, you should see my cock” I mean if they lookin they better look at it all

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u/MK-801 5d ago

that's the joke, he's already seen it mate haha

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u/UncomprehensiveTruth 5d ago

I went to a urinal with a classmate and I did the same joke:
- I see your pee-pee...
My classmate was like
- Bro, I didn't even pull it out, how...
All the other urinal users turned their heads.

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u/scumotheliar 5d ago

Nah, standing at the urinal, especially if you're one of those people that do a little shiver when you pee. Shiver, then say jeez that waters cold.

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u/StronglyAuthenticate 4d ago

Or when someone looks at you weird for taking the lower urinal you say, "I like that one so my thing doesn't touch the water."

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u/MK-801 4d ago

If they look at me weird I just pull down my trousers and pants and sit in the lower urinal while making a really loud "AAAAaaaahhhh" sigh and maintaining full eye-contact. Then if he still doesn't stop staring I guess I'd drop a deuce in there while pissing with my little man over the side and see what he thinks about that shit.

Fuck you guys I like the low ones, they make a better noise

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u/urGirllikesmytinypp 5d ago

I haven’t had anyone compliment my watch at the urinal since I was 15. Odd because I wasn’t wearing a watch that day.

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u/Jesuscide 5d ago

Come here often

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u/Disazzt3rD3m0nD4d 5d ago

IS THAT YOUR FUCKING DICK!?!?

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u/luk__ 5d ago

You like it?

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u/LuckyReception6701 5d ago

You don't?

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u/Inevitable-Benefit79 5d ago

nah I like the ring better

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u/killerbanshee 5d ago

Would you like to hold the remote?

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u/supremeomelette 5d ago

once pee stops coming out of it, sure

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u/Viracochina 5d ago

Wait... that's not a finger

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u/loosegravyy 5d ago

i’m just here to linger and stare at yo finger

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u/Healthy_Award906 5d ago

Pee pee rating?

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u/luk__ 5d ago

2.5 / 10

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u/RabbitOrcaHawkOrgy 5d ago

It's a grower, not a shower!

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u/PoIIux 5d ago

Well then quit showing it to everyone

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u/RabbitOrcaHawkOrgy 5d ago

But then what would I do with my raincoat?

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u/grayfloof85 5d ago

How else is he supposed to make it grow?

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u/NateDawgCinema 5d ago

Well most would call that a Golden Shower.

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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 5d ago

Good one! Make that excellent!

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u/loosegravyy 5d ago

oh it has a turtle neck on. i get it now

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u/Cmmander_WooHoo 5d ago

Solid stream 10/10

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u/Mistrblank 5d ago

I miss those days.

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u/urGirllikesmytinypp 5d ago

Now they call me sprinkler

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u/fat-lip-lover 5d ago

I don't hear any noise... Hey this guy's not pissing, he's just holding his wiener!

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u/AgileArtichokes 4d ago

Look as much as you want, but after a few seconds i start charging. 

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u/tuskvarner 5d ago

Me play joke

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u/fatalicus 5d ago

Is that you, Joe Wilkinson?

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u/zxc123zxc123 5d ago

Reminds me of a time when that did happen.

I was pissing into a urinal at a restaurant. The restroom had 3 urinals but they were on opposite sides so no one is close to anyone.

This one guy walked over while I'm pissing but I ignored him and pissing with 2 hands occupied. Then from the back at my 5 o'clock position moves to the 3 and looks directly at my dick with his head near my shoulder.

At this point, I was pretty upset because they had clearly gone beyond acceptable social boundaries so I took 1 hand off and pushed him away with a "WTF". In retrospect, it was awkward AF since I have left hand on dick, right hand free, and body halfway bent trying to finish my piss with a huge scrawl on my face.

Anyways, the moment I locked eyes with the guy I calmed down and by the time I started washing my hands I was feeling a bit bad. Dude was literally mentally disabled. Not sure what. Maybe down syndrome or autism? Anyways, their mom was outside the restroom waiting for them.

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u/Upper-Belt8485 4d ago

I touch it

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u/rum-and-roses 5d ago

I fully strip apart from socks

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 5d ago

You know you're in for a good poopin when the shirt comes off. 

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u/rum-and-roses 5d ago

Oh no the striping is for pissing for pooping I get into a sunbed in a lycra bodysuit that's just too small

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u/RoboJesus4President 3d ago

Good? Nah mate. When the shirt comes off it's become an ordeal. A life experience. I've already prayed to God. I've already pleaded for my life. I've already signed my last will and testament. That toilet bowl is getting nuked. The house becomes a biological exclusion zone. It's the shitzkrieg and the toilet is the first victim.

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u/Ass_Salada 5d ago

Oh shit dude, do you live near Phoenix? Im pretty sure I saw you at the taco bell on 7th Ave, like 4 years ago. Nice cock btw

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u/rum-and-roses 5d ago

Thanks it took a lot of carving to make it scar like that

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u/awesomefutureperfect 5d ago

It's weird that you pee directly on them.

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u/rum-and-roses 5d ago

How do you keep your warts happy

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u/PrintableDaemon 5d ago

Yeah, I do the prison piss too. Never know when you're gonna need to run and you don't wanna trip over those pants around your ankles man.

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u/rum-and-roses 5d ago

Yah and you'll just have to get a fresh t shirt if you don't take it off while you're doing the yellow fountain. You also wouldn't be able to feel the droplets 💦 hit you and slide down as you piss higher than Jonny during a white out

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u/RabbitOrcaHawkOrgy 5d ago

As long as you raise your shirt with both hands, we're good

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u/No-Suspect-425 5d ago

Dang Butters is 36 already?

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u/Repulsive_Steak3891 5d ago

Butters’ show age is 11 and he debuted in 1997 so he’s closer to 38.

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u/LostMyAccount69 5d ago

I expected a response that made me feel old but nah, I'm younger than the south park kids. :)

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 5d ago

I would feel weird but I was their age when it started and I just turned 38 so it’s whatever

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u/Sunstang 5d ago

I was a sophomore in high school when The Spirit of Christmas short was making the rounds on bootleg vhs. Get the fuck offa my lawn.

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u/Waxer84 5d ago
  1. Not 38

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u/Repulsive_Steak3891 5d ago

He didn’t debut as a newborn.

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u/Waxer84 5d ago

He's been around for 27 years. Add the 11 years that never existed yeah he would be technically 38. But those 11 years don't exist. He is 27 in reality. Im also not sure where you're getting 11 from. I thought the south park kids were 8 years old.

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u/Antenol 5d ago

Lu lu lu

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u/North-Soft-5559 5d ago

I wouldn't risk my trousers being so close to the floor Especially in some public bathrooms

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u/MainWooden1722 5d ago

Honestly, a power move. Thay way nobody wants to piss next to you. Win win

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u/uppers00 5d ago

If you’re 36 doing this at least 1 guy who walks in notices that absolute thumper you got on you before realizing and then looking away.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 5d ago

I got an apple, loo loo loo

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u/BhagwanBill 5d ago

I work with a guy who does this and he's your age.

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u/usinjin 5d ago

Was that you in the airport last week?

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u/SirTopham2018 4d ago

My kid saw a guy pissing like this once and gives me the best WTF look. Even a nine year old knew it was weird.

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u/No_Koala_475 4d ago

I'm wearing a shirt and a knee high socks though

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u/SirTopham2018 4d ago

Good form! Lol

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u/Imaginary_Doughnut27 5d ago

That’s a level 6, also easy. Hold it, walk around for 5 min come back and try again.

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u/Tournament_of_Shivs 5d ago

Is there another way?

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u/xTrainerRedx 5d ago

Butters?

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u/purplemartin69 5d ago

Loolooloo

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u/TummyDrums 5d ago

Technically we can't see your ass anyway through all the hair. No harm, no foul.

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u/mywan 5d ago

What kind of belt buckle is that?

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u/WeimSean 5d ago

We're all brothers in there my man. Just don't look at my dick more than once.

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u/Antenol 5d ago

Lu lu lu

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u/bellj1210 5d ago

my wife hates that i do this to poo at home- it just gets so hot.

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u/whythishaptome 5d ago

I have a coworker that doesn't pull them all the way down to show his butt but does pull them down as far as possible and doesn't direct the flow. Maybe he just doesn't want to touch his own penis. Also I think he should get checked out because he seems to be going to the bathroom a lot. Like when I rarely go he seems to always be in there.

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u/IGargleGarlic 5d ago

thats a pretty solid stream you got going there buddy

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u/ASL4theblind 5d ago

🎶Lou lou lou! Lou lou lou🎶

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u/Monsieur_Creosote 5d ago

You're grounded Butters!

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u/Wow-can-you_not 5d ago

Feels good man

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u/disengagesimulators 5d ago

You can't squat in the toliet like your teammates?

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u/altruism__ 5d ago

Nah, pedo

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u/cat_in_the_wall 5d ago

nice watch.

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u/Connect_Wallaby3025 5d ago

ok butters, "lululu , I've got some apples, lululu you have some too"

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u/SeaTurtlesAreDope 5d ago

Feel good man

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u/3-orange-whips 5d ago

/points

He has a penis.

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u/RWeaver 5d ago

Power move.

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u/DoubleGreat 4d ago

Definitely a power move. You probably keep eye contact the entire time you goddam chad, you