r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Mule_Fritters 5d ago

Nice watch.

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u/thisguynamedjoe 5d ago

This is also a joke made at the urinal, but NEVER by strangers... which has also happened to me. Appropriate response? Polite acknowledgment of the joke and immediately ignore.

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u/MysticalPengu 5d ago

“Thanks, you should see my cock” I mean if they lookin they better look at it all

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u/MK-801 5d ago

that's the joke, he's already seen it mate haha

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u/UncomprehensiveTruth 5d ago

I went to a urinal with a classmate and I did the same joke:
- I see your pee-pee...
My classmate was like
- Bro, I didn't even pull it out, how...
All the other urinal users turned their heads.

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u/scumotheliar 5d ago

Nah, standing at the urinal, especially if you're one of those people that do a little shiver when you pee. Shiver, then say jeez that waters cold.

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u/StronglyAuthenticate 4d ago

Or when someone looks at you weird for taking the lower urinal you say, "I like that one so my thing doesn't touch the water."

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u/MK-801 4d ago

If they look at me weird I just pull down my trousers and pants and sit in the lower urinal while making a really loud "AAAAaaaahhhh" sigh and maintaining full eye-contact. Then if he still doesn't stop staring I guess I'd drop a deuce in there while pissing with my little man over the side and see what he thinks about that shit.

Fuck you guys I like the low ones, they make a better noise