r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 5d ago

Her mistake is she that asked “These are things you guys need to think about?” Guys don’t need to think about it at all, it comes instinctually.

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u/-SandorClegane- 5d ago

Exactly.

Just like when you see a kid at the urinal (with or without his dad/male guardian) and the kid's pants are around his ankles. It's a normal thing that happens in a public restroom. Do not acknowledge it and do not make eye contact with either party.

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u/No_Koala_475 5d ago

I still pee like this and I'm 36. I appreciate your respect to my privacy.

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u/rum-and-roses 5d ago

I fully strip apart from socks

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 5d ago

You know you're in for a good poopin when the shirt comes off. 

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u/rum-and-roses 5d ago

Oh no the striping is for pissing for pooping I get into a sunbed in a lycra bodysuit that's just too small

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u/RoboJesus4President 3d ago

Good? Nah mate. When the shirt comes off it's become an ordeal. A life experience. I've already prayed to God. I've already pleaded for my life. I've already signed my last will and testament. That toilet bowl is getting nuked. The house becomes a biological exclusion zone. It's the shitzkrieg and the toilet is the first victim.

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u/Ass_Salada 5d ago

Oh shit dude, do you live near Phoenix? Im pretty sure I saw you at the taco bell on 7th Ave, like 4 years ago. Nice cock btw

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u/rum-and-roses 5d ago

Thanks it took a lot of carving to make it scar like that

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u/awesomefutureperfect 5d ago

It's weird that you pee directly on them.

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u/rum-and-roses 5d ago

How do you keep your warts happy

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u/PrintableDaemon 5d ago

Yeah, I do the prison piss too. Never know when you're gonna need to run and you don't wanna trip over those pants around your ankles man.

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u/rum-and-roses 5d ago

Yah and you'll just have to get a fresh t shirt if you don't take it off while you're doing the yellow fountain. You also wouldn't be able to feel the droplets 💦 hit you and slide down as you piss higher than Jonny during a white out