Urinal Code of Ethics

[u/Icy-Book2999]

From https://youtube.com/shorts/71nfLPeczgc?si=k6XoM6jfES21CXGw

[u/BlueFox5]

This is easy for her to say as she has always had the comfort of stalls surrounding her in a public bathroom her whole life.

She has never:

Made accidental eye contact while peeing.

Caught someone else’s spray-back.

Caught someone sneaking a peek at your genitalia.

Accidentally caught a glimpse of someone else’s weird genitalia.

Had someone drip on your shoes.

Or God forbid, strike up a conversation (like only true psychopath would) while you are both peeing, meer inches away from eachother.

She has led a sheltered life. Literally sheltered in her stall. Or. In her cluelessness, she is the psychopath that would ignore the urinal etiquette. Pick the spot between two people when there was an open spot. Talk to both people. All while peeing on everyone’s shoes.

Edit: for those of you just now joining us, be careful how far you venture down this particular thread. You have been warned…

[u/Drogdar → u/BlueFox5]

I remember the troughs. Go into a bathroom and it was just one long urinal going down the wall. Everyone peed into and it all went down one drain.

You can pee anywhere after getting uses to that...

[u/BlueFox5 → u/Drogdar]

You do what you gotta do in those situations. But troughs are typically reserved for stadiums and really trashy dive bars. High volume (often drunken) peeing.

If you had a trough at work, it’s going to lead to some awkward work shifts and zoom meetings.

[u/Drogdar → u/BlueFox5]

Lol. It was at stadiums.

I haven't seen one in years...

[u/ZZachj → u/Drogdar]

Wrigley Field in Chicago still has the troughs

[u/PerfectLogic → u/BlueFox5]

Don't forget racetracks and fairgrounds too

[u/Cool-Sink8886 → u/BlueFox5]

Or Ireland.

[u/KajePihlaja → u/BlueFox5]

It might actually be pretty camaraderie building in the work place. It’s a real bonding moment