r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/dingos8mybaby2 5d ago

The real "Impossible" difficulty here is a crowded sports stadium or bar where the bathroom just has a big trough instead of urinals.

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u/StrangerTex 5d ago

And a line of drunk assholes waiting after you looking at you like hurry up.

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u/Iohet 5d ago

I went to a concert at the Forum in Inglewood and when the line for the trough was too long people started pissing in the sink and in the trashcan

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u/mrinsane19 5d ago

Outdoor concert, troughs busy, portaloos busy, people just started pissing on the temporary fences.

It had rained a few days before but on the way out I really was much less confident about the slight dampness of the ground.

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u/Breaker-of-circles 5d ago

Nah, the true impossible difficulty is during something like a Taylor Swift concert where women become entitled to invade the men's room because there's a long-ass line for the women's room.

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u/mrinsane19 5d ago

Oh yeah that was definitely happening as well. In the middle of the guys pissing on fences.

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u/rando23455 4d ago

Was there a consensus on the best direction for the ladies to face when they used the urinal at Taylor swift?

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u/Unlucky_Me_ 5d ago

Been there with the troughs full and women were in there using the stalls. I hate that it's ok for women to be in men's bathrooms clogging up our shit but we could never take their stalls

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u/grayfloof85 5d ago

Just go for it, bro. And if anything happens just go for broke and challenge them to a sword fight. They know they'll never win.

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u/jkreuzig 4d ago

I’ve been to villages deep in Mexico and Guatemala that have no running water. The open pit one relieves oneself in is more sanitary than the bathroom I attempted to use at Jack Murphy Stadium during a (then) San Diego Chargers game.

Yes the most disgusting restroom I’ve ever been in was at an NFL stadium.

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u/Fishdude909 5d ago

Blink 182 concert there , people were just shouting “in the sink! In the sink!”

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u/maximummest 4d ago

Was this at the Pop Out or another concert lol. The forum bathrooms have been a hellhole for as long as I can remember

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u/Iohet 4d ago

Metallica, many years ago