Urinal Code of Ethics

[u/Icy-Book2999]

From https://youtube.com/shorts/71nfLPeczgc?si=k6XoM6jfES21CXGw

[u/BlueFox5]

This is easy for her to say as she has always had the comfort of stalls surrounding her in a public bathroom her whole life.

She has never:

Made accidental eye contact while peeing.

Caught someone else’s spray-back.

Caught someone sneaking a peek at your genitalia.

Accidentally caught a glimpse of someone else’s weird genitalia.

Had someone drip on your shoes.

Or God forbid, strike up a conversation (like only true psychopath would) while you are both peeing, meer inches away from eachother.

She has led a sheltered life. Literally sheltered in her stall. Or. In her cluelessness, she is the psychopath that would ignore the urinal etiquette. Pick the spot between two people when there was an open spot. Talk to both people. All while peeing on everyone’s shoes.

Edit: for those of you just now joining us, be careful how far you venture down this particular thread. You have been warned…

[u/NewMissUniverse → u/BlueFox5]

Anything after lvl 4 is an automatic "I'll just pee tomorrow"

[u/obi_wan_kanerdy → u/NewMissUniverse]

That's usually when I'll just go pee in a stall.

[u/Terror_666 → u/obi_wan_kanerdy]

If the urinal has already reached lvl 4 I do NOT want to know what a stall would look like.

[u/Various_Froyo9860 → u/Terror_666]

Like a Jackson Pollock.

[u/KajePihlaja → u/Various_Froyo9860]

Jackson… Potluck perhaps?

[u/Yuuta23 → u/Terror_666]

I mean the urinals look fine it's just high capacity