r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/luk__ 5d ago

I look at your pee pee

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u/Mule_Fritters 5d ago

Nice watch.

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u/thisguynamedjoe 5d ago

This is also a joke made at the urinal, but NEVER by strangers... which has also happened to me. Appropriate response? Polite acknowledgment of the joke and immediately ignore.

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u/MysticalPengu 5d ago

“Thanks, you should see my cock” I mean if they lookin they better look at it all

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u/MK-801 5d ago

that's the joke, he's already seen it mate haha

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u/UncomprehensiveTruth 5d ago

I went to a urinal with a classmate and I did the same joke:
- I see your pee-pee...
My classmate was like
- Bro, I didn't even pull it out, how...
All the other urinal users turned their heads.

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u/scumotheliar 5d ago

Nah, standing at the urinal, especially if you're one of those people that do a little shiver when you pee. Shiver, then say jeez that waters cold.

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u/StronglyAuthenticate 4d ago

Or when someone looks at you weird for taking the lower urinal you say, "I like that one so my thing doesn't touch the water."

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u/MK-801 4d ago

If they look at me weird I just pull down my trousers and pants and sit in the lower urinal while making a really loud "AAAAaaaahhhh" sigh and maintaining full eye-contact. Then if he still doesn't stop staring I guess I'd drop a deuce in there while pissing with my little man over the side and see what he thinks about that shit.

Fuck you guys I like the low ones, they make a better noise

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u/urGirllikesmytinypp 5d ago

I haven’t had anyone compliment my watch at the urinal since I was 15. Odd because I wasn’t wearing a watch that day.

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u/Jesuscide 5d ago

Come here often

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u/Disazzt3rD3m0nD4d 5d ago

IS THAT YOUR FUCKING DICK!?!?

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u/luk__ 5d ago

You like it?

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u/LuckyReception6701 5d ago

You don't?

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u/Inevitable-Benefit79 5d ago

nah I like the ring better

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u/killerbanshee 5d ago

Would you like to hold the remote?

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u/supremeomelette 5d ago

once pee stops coming out of it, sure

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u/Viracochina 5d ago

Wait... that's not a finger

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u/loosegravyy 5d ago

i’m just here to linger and stare at yo finger

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u/Healthy_Award906 5d ago

Pee pee rating?

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u/luk__ 5d ago

2.5 / 10

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u/RabbitOrcaHawkOrgy 5d ago

It's a grower, not a shower!

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u/PoIIux 5d ago

Well then quit showing it to everyone

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u/RabbitOrcaHawkOrgy 5d ago

But then what would I do with my raincoat?

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u/grayfloof85 5d ago

How else is he supposed to make it grow?

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u/NateDawgCinema 5d ago

Well most would call that a Golden Shower.

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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 5d ago

Good one! Make that excellent!

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u/loosegravyy 5d ago

oh it has a turtle neck on. i get it now

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u/Cmmander_WooHoo 5d ago

Solid stream 10/10

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u/Mistrblank 5d ago

I miss those days.

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u/urGirllikesmytinypp 5d ago

Now they call me sprinkler

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u/fat-lip-lover 5d ago

I don't hear any noise... Hey this guy's not pissing, he's just holding his wiener!

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u/AgileArtichokes 4d ago

Look as much as you want, but after a few seconds i start charging. 

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u/tuskvarner 5d ago

Me play joke

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u/fatalicus 5d ago

Is that you, Joe Wilkinson?

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u/zxc123zxc123 5d ago

Reminds me of a time when that did happen.

I was pissing into a urinal at a restaurant. The restroom had 3 urinals but they were on opposite sides so no one is close to anyone.

This one guy walked over while I'm pissing but I ignored him and pissing with 2 hands occupied. Then from the back at my 5 o'clock position moves to the 3 and looks directly at my dick with his head near my shoulder.

At this point, I was pretty upset because they had clearly gone beyond acceptable social boundaries so I took 1 hand off and pushed him away with a "WTF". In retrospect, it was awkward AF since I have left hand on dick, right hand free, and body halfway bent trying to finish my piss with a huge scrawl on my face.

Anyways, the moment I locked eyes with the guy I calmed down and by the time I started washing my hands I was feeling a bit bad. Dude was literally mentally disabled. Not sure what. Maybe down syndrome or autism? Anyways, their mom was outside the restroom waiting for them.

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u/Upper-Belt8485 4d ago

I touch it