Urinal Code of Ethics

[u/Icy-Book2999]

From https://youtube.com/shorts/71nfLPeczgc?si=k6XoM6jfES21CXGw

[u/usernameabc124]

It definitely does, this post has taken this shit to an extreme. Context matters. I want to avoid peeing next to someone when possible but I think it’s significantly weirder to be so focused on avoiding standing next to another guy peeing when you need to pee.

For fucks sake, I have been to plenty of events where we are peeing in a fucking trough.

Etiquette should be as simple as follow the basic rules but never obsess over trivial shit like this to the point of awkward behavior. No issues if you go to a stall, I have, but standing and waiting is awkward as fuck.

[u/Newfaceofrev → u/usernameabc124]

The etiquette is you take the furthest available space. If there is only one space, then you take the space, nobody judges.

[u/vorschact → u/Newfaceofrev]

I try more to just keep the stall separation. There’s plenty of times where Oscar piss-Torius comes in and fucks up by moving 2 stalls away and now the courtesy stall is gone for someone. Either just keep the sacred stall, or allow for a middle man if needed.

[u/theFlaccolantern → u/usernameabc124]

Exactly lol, people in here are definitely weirder for not just going to pee when you have to pee. Seriously? Just stand there in the corner when there's an open urinal? Cmon. You're there for a utilitarian purpose that everyone has to do.

It almost brings it full circle, where you're trying so hard not to think about strangers dicks that you're just broadcasting to everyone that you're thinking about not thinking about strangers dicks.

[u/ClassicDragon → u/theFlaccolantern]

Its not about seeing other dicks, its about our dicks being seen. Big difference.

[u/askiawnjka124 → u/ClassicDragon]

Big difference

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[u/ClassicDragon → u/askiawnjka124]

Average difference

[u/usernameabc124 → u/ClassicDragon]

I can honestly say that isn’t a fear of mine… I just want to pee in peace with a little bit of space.