r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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From https://youtube.com/shorts/71nfLPeczgc?si=k6XoM6jfES21CXGw

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u/Cazed_Donfused 5d ago

Women have no idea the shit we see and have to deal with in the men’s restroom.

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u/Dead_Or_Alive 5d ago

Naaa, I cleaned restrooms as a teenager. Men’s restrooms are tame. Women’s restrooms look like they are used by uncivilized savages who have never been indoors.

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u/mentive 5d ago

My god, I almost barfed so many times cleaning the women's restroom many years ago when I worked at a Walgreens for six months.

Never did I realize...

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u/ISTBU 5d ago

I was in the Air Force but had to wait for a polygraph before I could start working my real job - so in the mean time my "casual" job was to staff the desk at the base gym. Fucking great time, except for cleaning the women's bathrooms every night.

There are some women out there with SERIOUS fucking issues if their behavior in a gym restroom is any indication as to the rest of their life.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 5d ago

Oh ya if we're talking about which is more disgusting, the women's restroom every time. One of my first jobs was cleaning office buildings at night when I was a teenager, and in the men's room the worst you got was piss on toilet seats and that was about it.

In the women's restroom, not only was there 10x more piss on the toilet seats, there was sometimes shit, there were tampons and pads (used) stuck to the walls of the stalls sometimes, there was diarrhea sprayed all over the back wall behind the toilet sometimes. The toilets would sometimes look like someone purposely fisted it with handfuls of toilet paper (you know how hard it is to clog those industrial toilets?). Tampons clogging up the toilets (why would you flush one???).

A few times I found little messages written in blood. The ground around the toilet was always littered with piss covered toilet paper, or toilet paper with brown stuff on it (50% chance it's old blood, 50% chance it's shit, who knows).

FUCK I hated that job.

But if we're talking about restroom etiquette, the men's room probably seems like a jungle, but it's actually not that gross. I immediately knew the answer to all of the questions in this video because it's just instinct.

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u/Bearking422 4d ago

Was a janitor at a local university and the women's room was always worse to clean than the dudes and the fng smell🤢

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u/critter68 4d ago

Oh, God. The smell.

Former Walmart porter (janitor+)

You expect it to smell like piss and shit.

What it actually smells like is piss, shit, rotting blood, and unwashed vagina with a vague haze of a hundred different perfumes used in an attempt to cover the other smells.

And it all ends up in this horrid stench that burns your nose and eyes.

I'd rather be pepper sprayed once a week than ever enter a women's public restroom again

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u/RaygunMarksman 5d ago

I experienced the same consistently back in the day. It's like they try to hose those seats all the way down and apply paper products to everything wet in the vicinity so there's glued down piss paper everywhere. And then you've got the blood splats and weird, inappropriate disposal of feminine hygiene products. Nah, man.

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u/Dead_Or_Alive 4d ago

I didn’t touch anything with my hands, I just used a mop to clean everything. Floor… mop, toilet seat…mop, walls…mop, sink…mop, etc. etc. dust bin for everything else that needed to be scooped up.

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u/ForThisIJoined 4d ago

In a non-hygiene issue men have it worse...

Have you ever had to use a trough style urinal? No barrier, no individual unit, just one large steel bin with men bumping shoulders pissing into it.

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u/Dead_Or_Alive 4d ago

Hell yeah, I used a trough style in Europe, it was dope. Four concrete walls with a trough around the edges, just piss on the wall and sprinklers do the rest. Now German toilets are terrible and squatty potties are a fucking abomination but both sexes use those over there.

But what we don’t have in the men’s restrooms anywhere are dirty tampons laying everywhere, blood, shit and piss all over the toilet seat and floor, hair everywhere… and that is on a good day.

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u/EverSeeAShiterFly 4d ago

Honestly at a certain point you no longer care about the lack of privacy, and you just marvel at the impressive efficiency of it.

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u/IDontThereforeIAmNot 5d ago

When I was 4-5 can’t remember exactly, I was at the drive in movie theater with my family and I had to piss. The men’s room was a wall length trough, i being all of three feet tall made the mistake of looking down the line. It was shoulder to shoulder dicks. Like twenty dudes and a waterfall of piss and dicks. Scarred for life

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u/Pretend-Guava 5d ago

I was introduced to this at a young age as well at wrigley field. Seen way too many dicks at a early age.

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u/DethFist 5d ago

Ah yes, a classic. There used to be a smell to Wrigley on a hot day, like a combo of piss, peanuts, beer and sweat. Haven't been in years, maybe it's better now?

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u/Evening_Clerk_8301 4d ago

Uh. You’ve never seen a women’s rest room. It’s a fucking war crime. Source: i used to clean bathrooms for work.