r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 5d ago

Her mistake is she that asked “These are things you guys need to think about?” Guys don’t need to think about it at all, it comes instinctually.

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u/-SandorClegane- 5d ago

Exactly.

Just like when you see a kid at the urinal (with or without his dad/male guardian) and the kid's pants are around his ankles. It's a normal thing that happens in a public restroom. Do not acknowledge it and do not make eye contact with either party.

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u/Last_Gigolo 5d ago

Years ago, I was at the permit office in Houston. Fair size building. Couple hundred people there every hour or so.

Dude walks into the restroom to the urinal and drops his pants and just lets them soak in the dribble puddle.

Pulled them up and walked out. I finished and washed up, and wouldn't you know it, he's at the elevator holding the door for me. I took the stairs. That pee was from pockets to ankles. He might as well have just peed on himself instead of wasting a trip downstairs.

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u/FarquaadsFuckDoll 5d ago

Every day I try and find the grossest thing on reddit to send to my friend and you just helped me complete my search. Thank you.

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u/AwarenessPotentially 5d ago

Knocking off early, eh?

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u/Sc4r4byte 5d ago

Depends on the time zone and hours of operation

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u/ShidsP 5d ago

Ha! Heh heh

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u/ConstantLight7489 5d ago

No shit! Mission accomplished friend

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u/Blood_Splat 4d ago

No shit, but lots of piss

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u/joe-clark 5d ago

When I was a freshman in college I remember this one kid in the dorm would walk down to the bathroom wearing socks and no shoes on his feet. I remember making an involuntary noise of disgust when I first saw him doing it, just buy a cheap pair of slides bro.

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u/FarquaadsFuckDoll 5d ago

I also just made an involuntary noise of disgust. Thank you!

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u/metalshoes 5d ago

They really be out there

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u/Peach_Plz 5d ago

Subscribed 

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u/SouthernAd421 5d ago

I can do better. I was in a restroom at work once and we have these small shelves as you enter. On the shelf was a coffee cup and a sandwich, no plate or napkin, just a sandwich on a shelf. As I am standing in front of a urinal, I hear a dude in the first cabin rip off some TP, pull his pants up, flush the toilet, and then walk out, pick up his coffee and sandwich and just walk out. I almost threw up when I saw that.

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 5d ago

I'll help you out.

This one time I woke up and my mother's dog was eating his vomit from his crate. There was dog shit in the vomit. The worst thing was that I didn't know how many times the dog had eaten his own vomit with shit in it. His breath reeked of shit vomit for the rest of the day.