r/SipsTea Fave frog is a swing nose frog 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/-SandorClegane- 7d ago

Exactly.

Just like when you see a kid at the urinal (with or without his dad/male guardian) and the kid's pants are around his ankles. It's a normal thing that happens in a public restroom. Do not acknowledge it and do not make eye contact with either party.

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u/Last_Gigolo 7d ago

Years ago, I was at the permit office in Houston. Fair size building. Couple hundred people there every hour or so.

Dude walks into the restroom to the urinal and drops his pants and just lets them soak in the dribble puddle.

Pulled them up and walked out. I finished and washed up, and wouldn't you know it, he's at the elevator holding the door for me. I took the stairs. That pee was from pockets to ankles. He might as well have just peed on himself instead of wasting a trip downstairs.

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u/FarquaadsFuckDoll 7d ago

Every day I try and find the grossest thing on reddit to send to my friend and you just helped me complete my search. Thank you.

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 6d ago

I'll help you out.

This one time I woke up and my mother's dog was eating his vomit from his crate. There was dog shit in the vomit. The worst thing was that I didn't know how many times the dog had eaten his own vomit with shit in it. His breath reeked of shit vomit for the rest of the day.