r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/subiesnacks137 5d ago

Too true. My wife thought I was lying about the trough, had to explain the fun times pissing on the ice. She was in awe.

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u/andio76 5d ago

I will melt that big chunk in two

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 5d ago

Straight down the middle like a water jet.

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u/LegitimateBeyond8946 5d ago

Exactly. Just 2 pieces held together in the middle from the ice tray getting over filled

Just blast the weak spot for a good 19 seconds or so, she should crack no problem

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u/PickSixParty 5d ago

Fun fact: most mammals will empty a full bladder in about 20 seconds

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u/Nesman64 5d ago

Mine can take over a minute. I either have a high capacity assault bladder or Hank Hill's narrow urethra.

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u/Napol3onS0l0 5d ago

What’s the PSI lookin like there boss?

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u/Nesman64 4d ago

Honestly, pretty standard. It scrubs stains and writes names.

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u/LegitimateBeyond8946 5d ago

Dude hell yes! I type 24 but that felt like to long. 19 seemed just about right haha