r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/No_Combination00 5d ago

Once you see a urinal trough, all ethics go out the door.

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u/andio76 5d ago

Is there a pile of ice in there....if so VIDEOGAME TIME!!

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u/subiesnacks137 5d ago

Too true. My wife thought I was lying about the trough, had to explain the fun times pissing on the ice. She was in awe.

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u/andio76 5d ago

I will melt that big chunk in two

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 5d ago

Straight down the middle like a water jet.

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u/rediKELous 5d ago

Fuck all y’all on the collateral damage zone

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u/SuperSmashDan1337 5d ago

A sacrifice for the greater good. Salute our fallen soldiers o7

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u/LegitimateBeyond8946 5d ago

Exactly. Just 2 pieces held together in the middle from the ice tray getting over filled

Just blast the weak spot for a good 19 seconds or so, she should crack no problem

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u/PickSixParty 5d ago

Fun fact: most mammals will empty a full bladder in about 20 seconds

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u/Nesman64 5d ago

Mine can take over a minute. I either have a high capacity assault bladder or Hank Hill's narrow urethra.

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u/Napol3onS0l0 5d ago

What’s the PSI lookin like there boss?

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u/Nesman64 4d ago

Honestly, pretty standard. It scrubs stains and writes names.

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u/LegitimateBeyond8946 5d ago

Dude hell yes! I type 24 but that felt like to long. 19 seemed just about right haha

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u/smooth-brain_Sunday 5d ago

Here. Lemme help! 💦

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u/grayfloof85 5d ago

What about us loggers? Hard workin’ men who like to stand up after they’ve taken a poo and then turn around and cut their poo in half with their urine?

Men been loggin round these parts for generations. My pappy taught me loggin, and his pappy before him!

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u/andio76 5d ago

Man..you do you

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u/lordgoofus1 4d ago

Pew pew! Go go gadget penis laser!

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u/Goronshop 4d ago

I couldn't quite get it all the way. I am tagging you in, bro.

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u/Jaded_Molasses4755 4d ago

this is so funny to me????