r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/No_Combination00 5d ago

Once you see a urinal trough, all ethics go out the door.

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u/andio76 5d ago

Is there a pile of ice in there....if so VIDEOGAME TIME!!

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u/subiesnacks137 5d ago

Too true. My wife thought I was lying about the trough, had to explain the fun times pissing on the ice. She was in awe.

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u/andio76 5d ago

I will melt that big chunk in two

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 5d ago

Straight down the middle like a water jet.

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u/rediKELous 5d ago

Fuck all y’all on the collateral damage zone

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u/SuperSmashDan1337 5d ago

A sacrifice for the greater good. Salute our fallen soldiers o7

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u/LegitimateBeyond8946 5d ago

Exactly. Just 2 pieces held together in the middle from the ice tray getting over filled

Just blast the weak spot for a good 19 seconds or so, she should crack no problem

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u/PickSixParty 5d ago

Fun fact: most mammals will empty a full bladder in about 20 seconds

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u/Nesman64 5d ago

Mine can take over a minute. I either have a high capacity assault bladder or Hank Hill's narrow urethra.

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u/Napol3onS0l0 4d ago

What’s the PSI lookin like there boss?

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u/Nesman64 4d ago

Honestly, pretty standard. It scrubs stains and writes names.

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u/LegitimateBeyond8946 5d ago

Dude hell yes! I type 24 but that felt like to long. 19 seemed just about right haha

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u/smooth-brain_Sunday 5d ago

Here. Lemme help! 💦

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u/grayfloof85 5d ago

What about us loggers? Hard workin’ men who like to stand up after they’ve taken a poo and then turn around and cut their poo in half with their urine?

Men been loggin round these parts for generations. My pappy taught me loggin, and his pappy before him!

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u/andio76 5d ago

Man..you do you

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u/lordgoofus1 4d ago

Pew pew! Go go gadget penis laser!

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u/Goronshop 4d ago

I couldn't quite get it all the way. I am tagging you in, bro.

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u/Jaded_Molasses4755 4d ago

this is so funny to me????

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u/hundrethtimesacharm 5d ago

Dad took me to my first baseball game when I was a kid. I was not prepared for the trough. I had never been more intimidated in my life.

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u/CriticalLobster5609 4d ago

My dad played adult league baseball in the 70s. Facilities were rough. My first circular trough at one.

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u/Kiristo 5d ago

Show her this classic (SFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQthwyF2LqY

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u/Budderfingerbandit 5d ago

That's the one I was looking for in this comment thread. Straight classic.

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u/mytransthrow 5d ago

ah the piss sink.

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u/sehnsuchtlich 5d ago

Women are always shocked to learn about the urinal trough.

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u/lordgoofus1 4d ago

When toilet time becomes Jamaican bob sledding time

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u/SaltyCarpet 5d ago

…I’ve heard of the troughs but never about ice?! What is the reasoning for that???

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u/cobyjackk 5d ago

It's provides fresh water. As it melts. Kind of like leaving the sink dripping. You can't flush a trough so the smell would be a lot. Helps cut it down.

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u/subiesnacks137 5d ago

You forgot the most important part: it’s a TARGET

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u/Tuckingfypowastaken 4d ago

There is a sports bar near me that used to have (may still; haven't been in a while) a little field goal with a football strung between the uprights in the urinal. Absolutely delightful.

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u/Iohet 5d ago

Also a lot of places with troughs don't necessarily have A/C in the bathroom. There's some ambient benefit

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u/D-Laz 5d ago

Also the cold helps with odor. Cold watered down urine will smell less than pure urine.

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u/hfhfhfgo 5d ago

I have seen plenty of flushing troughs, usually automatic(sensor + timer) but some really old ones had a chain.

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u/MomsBoner 4d ago

Of course you can flush a trough, i see more of those compared to those who cant.

I dont think i have seen a non-flushing trough in over 10 years.

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u/cobyjackk 4d ago

It's possible the ones where I lived were old enough to not have a water supply I guess. Mostly old sports complex areas. Also I haven't used one since I was a kid, late 90's time frame.

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u/ElMico 5d ago

It’s common at sporting events. It cools the urine down during the first half and then during the second half of the game they begin bottling it to sell as cheap beer since everyone is too drunk to notice.

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u/CriticalLobster5609 4d ago

Urinals are disgusting. The pipe for them on a demo after years of use will be 2" OD and a pencil width inside. Meaning the entirety of the inside is coated in piss scale. There's three things in the plumbing trade you don't want to be involved in; grease interceptor changes, sewage ejector changes and urinal demos. Fuck all of that noise, I want a bio suit and a REAL respirator, with a full face mask for the eyes too. None of that N95 and some safety glasses. Fuck that.

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u/SaltyCarpet 4d ago

Piss scale 🤢🤢🤢

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u/-SlapBonWalla- 5d ago

Forbidden lemonade.

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u/rubber_hedgehog 5d ago

Do not eat the water cookies.

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u/duh_cats 5d ago

I call it urinal jenga. Ya gotta cut a hole right through without making the whole structure collapse.

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u/codefreak8 5d ago

With a trough there are no rules. It's a less civilized age in there.

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u/cheapdrinks 5d ago

Unless someone has placed an empty beer glass in the urinal then you gotta fill it up that's the rule

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u/BuphaloWangs 5d ago

My personal favorite has always been the length-of-the-entire-wall-mega-urinal. That shit is the wild west.

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u/ShittyExchangeAdmin 5d ago

Lmao there was one dude who started washing his hands in one of those because I guess he thought they were sinks. I caught it out of the corner of my eye and I had to do a double take and wonder if I just saw that happen.

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u/PrisonerV 5d ago

Memorial Stadium, Lincoln, Nebraska.... used to have troughs for peeing and troughs for washing your hands.

Don't mix them up!

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u/nicholt 5d ago

That's like every urinal in Australia

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u/vorschact 5d ago

Dude I ran into one of those in a fancy hotel once. The back wall was a fucking waterfall. I never felt more like a Rockefeller in such an uncivilized situation.

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u/briguytrading 5d ago

I still remember my first trough.

...who am I kiddin'. Adapt and survive.

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u/NewMissUniverse 5d ago

Need to think about?"
Nah girl, its automatic...
You walk in and instinct tells you where.

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u/SickBurnBro 5d ago

Same as choosing seats at a movie theater really.

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u/Cowgoon777 3d ago

no, the opposite. You see empty row of seats, you choose the middle.

With urinals you pick an end

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u/carpeCactus 5d ago

We revert to being the animals we once were!

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u/Monkeyplaybaseball 5d ago

And me with it, I never pee in those things.

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u/usersnamesallused 5d ago

Urinal troughs are the opportunity to run and gun. Goal is to pee on as much of the length or the urinal as possible.

If you are standing in the middle there may be crossfire. Look out coming through!

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u/Techman659 5d ago

You saying we can pee so hard it bounces of the urinal into the other person? How unethical.

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u/Ashmedai 5d ago

all ethics go out the door.

Except this.

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u/southflhitnrun 5d ago

Yeah, my first one was at a major college football game stadium. I was blown away. Lmaoooo

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u/No_Combination00 5d ago

What is more interesting is the willingness of penis-havers to just roll with it. Relieve yourselves and go.

Not sure how non-penis-havers would react when they walk into the bathroom to see it. This gal probably doesn't know these things exist lmao

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u/TheLemonKnight 5d ago

After a couple beers it's not so much willingness but necessity.

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u/southflhitnrun 5d ago

Well, after using it and thinking about it for a second, I realized that the trough (or piss tub depending on it's shape) is way more efficient than the individual porcelain units and requires much simpler plumbing...when dealing with large crowds of penis-havers.

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u/SpaceMonkee8O 5d ago

At our high school football stadium it was a round trough. So you can make awkard eye contact with the one guy whose dick is obscured by the hub.

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u/InvaderDJ 5d ago

Yeah, the trough is anarchy. Which is why you primarily see them in stadiums when people are getting blasted on overpriced beer. Get a few of those in you, then let it rip.

Only part that sucks is if you're a grower and not a shower.

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u/Downtown-Message2154 5d ago

When i was young (maybe 7 or 8) i travelled to Detroit from Canada to see a Red Wings game. I went to the washroom and was terrified by the trough. I am still horrified to this day. So many old man penises and old men looking at mine. Truly disturbing.

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u/SeamusMcBalls 5d ago

Don’t cross the streams is the only rule.

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u/pleeplious 5d ago

I was in Ukraine recently and they had a sloping plexiglass glass urinal wall that had a beautiful trickle of a sheet of water going over it at all times. Would recommend. And yes, Ukraine is that cool. And no it’s not as backwards as people think.

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u/Picardknows 5d ago

Then it’s a game of inches.

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u/upholsteryduder 5d ago

was gonna say, wait til she finds out about the troughs they have at most stadiums

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u/theoht_ 5d ago

you can find the most random shit in those (sometimes literally)

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u/Rockin_freakapotamus 5d ago

Wrigley Field with troughs facing each other with only a half wall between them for maximum eye contact. It’s the Wild West.

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u/Fabulous_Engine_7668 5d ago

A urinal trough is a place of conversation. A place to share stories of great victories and crushing defeats.

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u/LastHopeOfTheLeft 5d ago

I’ve seen too much in a urinal trough… not at, IN.

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u/LeanTangerine001 5d ago

That one video where someone is washing their hands in the trough 😆

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u/Darkest_Rahl 5d ago

Yup, used one at a Bills game. Utter chaos. Shoulder to shoulder. People chatting away.

I think the alcohol makes the rules less of an issue.

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u/jmarler 5d ago

And you will never forget the taste of the air in that room as long as you live.

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u/762Slinger 5d ago

Oakland Coliseum RIP

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT 5d ago

Just stand as far from everyone as possible.

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u/-SlapBonWalla- 5d ago

*pees insides the other guys' butt*

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u/No_Combination00 5d ago

I don't see nothing wroooonnnggg, with a little pee inside my broooo

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u/-SlapBonWalla- 5d ago

Do you think it would go straight through and come out of his penis? Would be very effective. You could stack up people, and save spaces at the trough.

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u/No_Combination00 5d ago

No.

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u/-SlapBonWalla- 5d ago

Ah. Explains why he got so mad at me. I thought I was doing him a favor.

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u/iamnotfacetious 5d ago

"I TOLD YOU LAST TIME, STOP SHITTING IN THE TROUGH!" 

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u/underwearfanatic 5d ago

Y'all been to a circular trough? Those are the best.

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u/ltethe 5d ago

And a urinal bowl is just… Well…

You either stare directly into someone’s eyes, or your periphery is more cockmeat than you’ve ever seen at once.

Yaaaay Chinese train stations!

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u/Lavaheart626 4d ago

as a girl, the only thing I think of everytime I hear about or see a urinal trough is that video of that one guy washing his hands in one using pee at some sort of event.

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 5d ago

Me and the boys crossing the streams

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u/G00SEH 5d ago

If it’s a trough, etiquette is to start drinking.

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u/NikRsmn 5d ago

I be dapping up all the homies at the urinal trough

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u/chaironeko 4d ago

No crossfire

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u/The_Weasel- 4d ago

The trough is a feral hunger games.

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u/rythmicbread 4d ago

Ok but urinal trough is rare