r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Sonder_Monster 5d ago

I can honestly say I've never once thought about it. I just walk in, pull my pants and underwear down to my ankles like God intended and then walk up to the first open urinal I see

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u/Boo_07 5d ago

I shoot from stall to urinal like a pro. Cross the stream if you dare.

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u/RabbitOrcaHawkOrgy 5d ago

I do the reverse, ass in the urinal and shoot into the bowl - much higher level of difficulty

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u/FreshPitch6026 5d ago

I shoot straight from the door

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u/siccoblue 5d ago

Oh I do u/Boo_07, I do indeed dare.

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u/9966 5d ago

Feels good, man

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u/JollyCorner8545 5d ago

It's more of a shuffle really but it's the intent that matters.

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u/Enough_Minimum_3708 5d ago

you let your pantsctouch the floor? gross dude. why cant you do a handstand and piss that way - you know, like normal people?

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u/TheWolf_NorCal 5d ago

This guy restrooms!

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u/Voluntary_Perry 5d ago

Demon spawn!

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u/Gathose1 5d ago

Please... Please stahp...

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u/newsflashjackass 5d ago

I like to step up to a urinal in use and ask "Mind if I cut in?"

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u/iamjustaguy 5d ago

Maybe you should watch this instructional video: https://vimeo.com/267608/description

It's called Male Restroom Etiquette. It's a little old, but it still holds up today.

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u/Cool-Sink8886 5d ago

The image of you penguin walking with your ass hanging out to the correct urinal is glorious

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u/SeaturtleAspirations 5d ago

The sequence of events here is vile

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u/Too_Relaxed_To_Care 4d ago

Toddler style