r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/-SandorClegane- 5d ago

This list is pretty comprehensive. You've done quite well, in my humble opinion.

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u/istillambaldjohn 5d ago

Forgot “the golfer” more common than the little teapot. Both hands controlling flow, looking down concentrating

I’m more of a modified golfer. Staring strait ahead to concentrate on anything but the fact that there are others next to me, and a line of people wanting to use the urinal. So just staring blankly at whatever is in front of me. Usually day dreaming about what it took to build the wall and its finishes to distract myself.

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u/Grumpy0ldMillennial 5d ago

One hand on top of another or interlocking fingers lol

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u/istillambaldjohn 5d ago

I just pee with one glove on.

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u/saturnx9 4d ago

Don’t actually complete the putting motion or you’ll piss off everyone around you.

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u/Laconic-Verbosity 5d ago

Why weren’t you Azor Ahai?