r/SipsTea Fave frog is a swing nose frog 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/FarquaadsFuckDoll 5d ago

Every day I try and find the grossest thing on reddit to send to my friend and you just helped me complete my search. Thank you.

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u/AwarenessPotentially 5d ago

Knocking off early, eh?

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u/Sc4r4byte 5d ago

Depends on the time zone and hours of operation

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u/ShidsP 5d ago

Ha! Heh heh

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u/ConstantLight7489 5d ago

No shit! Mission accomplished friend

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u/Blood_Splat 4d ago

No shit, but lots of piss

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u/joe-clark 5d ago

When I was a freshman in college I remember this one kid in the dorm would walk down to the bathroom wearing socks and no shoes on his feet. I remember making an involuntary noise of disgust when I first saw him doing it, just buy a cheap pair of slides bro.

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u/FarquaadsFuckDoll 5d ago

I also just made an involuntary noise of disgust. Thank you!

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u/metalshoes 5d ago

They really be out there

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u/Peach_Plz 5d ago

Subscribed 

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u/SouthernAd421 5d ago

I can do better. I was in a restroom at work once and we have these small shelves as you enter. On the shelf was a coffee cup and a sandwich, no plate or napkin, just a sandwich on a shelf. As I am standing in front of a urinal, I hear a dude in the first cabin rip off some TP, pull his pants up, flush the toilet, and then walk out, pick up his coffee and sandwich and just walk out. I almost threw up when I saw that.

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 5d ago

I'll help you out.

This one time I woke up and my mother's dog was eating his vomit from his crate. There was dog shit in the vomit. The worst thing was that I didn't know how many times the dog had eaten his own vomit with shit in it. His breath reeked of shit vomit for the rest of the day.