r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/NewMissUniverse 5d ago

Anything after lvl 4 is an automatic "I'll just pee tomorrow"

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u/obi_wan_kanerdy 5d ago

That's usually when I'll just go pee in a stall.

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u/Terror_666 5d ago

If the urinal has already reached lvl 4 I do NOT want to know what a stall would look like.

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u/Various_Froyo9860 5d ago

Like a Jackson Pollock.

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u/KajePihlaja 4d ago

Jackson… Potluck perhaps?

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u/Yuuta23 5d ago

I mean the urinals look fine it's just high capacity

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u/WhereasNo3280 5d ago

I once drove through Missouri and was loudly insulted in a public restroom by some cornfed dumbass who was confused why anyone would choose to pee in a stall instead of waiting in line to pee next to his leering ass.

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u/Steely-Dave 4d ago

You misspelled sink.

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u/NatomicBombs 5d ago

Whenever the urinals are that clogged I’m usually at a large event and probably too drunk to give a shit.

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u/DrunkCupid 5d ago

Maybe you need more fiber in your diet

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u/jalbert425 5d ago

No lvl 4 and lvl 5 depend on if the person is right handed or left handed. You shield yourself with your arm/hand.

Your response is funny though.

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u/003E003 5d ago

Except at a stadium or concert

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u/lucklesspedestrian 5d ago

There's always the option of standing right next to someone, feign a hit from spray-back and over-act it so your neighbor notices, and hopefully they rush to get out of there. But I'm not sure if this is ethical.

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u/rythmicbread 4d ago

It’s allowed if it’s super crowded or there are dividers. You still need to follow 1 space rule with dividers though unless it’s full