r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/BlueFox5 7d ago edited 7d ago

This is easy for her to say as she has always had the comfort of stalls surrounding her in a public bathroom her whole life.

She has never:

Made accidental eye contact while peeing.

Caught someone else’s spray-back.

Caught someone sneaking a peek at your genitalia.

Accidentally caught a glimpse of someone else’s weird genitalia.

Had someone drip on your shoes.

Or God forbid, strike up a conversation (like only true psychopath would) while you are both peeing, meer inches away from eachother.

She has led a sheltered life. Literally sheltered in her stall. Or. In her cluelessness, she is the psychopath that would ignore the urinal etiquette. Pick the spot between two people when there was an open spot. Talk to both people. All while peeing on everyone’s shoes.

Edit: for those of you just now joining us, be careful how far you venture down this particular thread. You have been warned…

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u/NewMissUniverse 7d ago

Anything after lvl 4 is an automatic "I'll just pee tomorrow"

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u/obi_wan_kanerdy 7d ago

That's usually when I'll just go pee in a stall.

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u/Terror_666 7d ago

If the urinal has already reached lvl 4 I do NOT want to know what a stall would look like.

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u/Various_Froyo9860 7d ago

Like a Jackson Pollock.

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u/KajePihlaja 6d ago

Jackson… Potluck perhaps?

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u/Yuuta23 7d ago

I mean the urinals look fine it's just high capacity

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u/WhereasNo3280 7d ago

I once drove through Missouri and was loudly insulted in a public restroom by some cornfed dumbass who was confused why anyone would choose to pee in a stall instead of waiting in line to pee next to his leering ass.

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u/Steely-Dave 6d ago

You misspelled sink.

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u/NatomicBombs 7d ago

Whenever the urinals are that clogged I’m usually at a large event and probably too drunk to give a shit.

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u/DrunkCupid 7d ago

Maybe you need more fiber in your diet

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u/jalbert425 7d ago

No lvl 4 and lvl 5 depend on if the person is right handed or left handed. You shield yourself with your arm/hand.

Your response is funny though.

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u/003E003 6d ago

Except at a stadium or concert

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u/lucklesspedestrian 6d ago

There's always the option of standing right next to someone, feign a hit from spray-back and over-act it so your neighbor notices, and hopefully they rush to get out of there. But I'm not sure if this is ethical.

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u/rythmicbread 6d ago

It’s allowed if it’s super crowded or there are dividers. You still need to follow 1 space rule with dividers though unless it’s full