r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/BlueFox5 5d ago edited 5d ago

This is easy for her to say as she has always had the comfort of stalls surrounding her in a public bathroom her whole life.

She has never:

Made accidental eye contact while peeing.

Caught someone else’s spray-back.

Caught someone sneaking a peek at your genitalia.

Accidentally caught a glimpse of someone else’s weird genitalia.

Had someone drip on your shoes.

Or God forbid, strike up a conversation (like only true psychopath would) while you are both peeing, meer inches away from eachother.

She has led a sheltered life. Literally sheltered in her stall. Or. In her cluelessness, she is the psychopath that would ignore the urinal etiquette. Pick the spot between two people when there was an open spot. Talk to both people. All while peeing on everyone’s shoes.

Edit: for those of you just now joining us, be careful how far you venture down this particular thread. You have been warned…

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u/pirikikkeli 5d ago

Not gonna lie I've had my best interactions with random guys while drunk as fuck at the urinal but I'm a dirty Finn so

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u/BlueFox5 5d ago

What you do in truck stops and public restrooms at various parks is your business buddy

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u/pirikikkeli 5d ago

More like in a bar but that's the Finnish way

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u/BlueFox5 5d ago

Ya’ll have fjords right? Can you…pee in them? Like, is it legal? I always felt like it would be the ultimate experience, but very much looked down upon.

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u/pirikikkeli 5d ago

No that's Norway but I still pee in them but don't tell them that I do. Here the only place you "can't" pee is on top of a police car or a shops window lmao

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u/Suspicious_War_9305 5d ago

Drunk urinal logic is def different than sober Walmart urinal logic

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u/Cool-Sink8886 5d ago

So that’s the only time Fins interact with people outside their friend circle?

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u/StronglyAuthenticate 4d ago

Yeah but you also have naked sauna with them too so talking at the urinal is the least weird thing you're doing.

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u/pirikikkeli 4d ago

Yeah but usually if naked it's with friends and/or family