r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/BlueFox5 5d ago edited 5d ago

This is easy for her to say as she has always had the comfort of stalls surrounding her in a public bathroom her whole life.

She has never:

Made accidental eye contact while peeing.

Caught someone else’s spray-back.

Caught someone sneaking a peek at your genitalia.

Accidentally caught a glimpse of someone else’s weird genitalia.

Had someone drip on your shoes.

Or God forbid, strike up a conversation (like only true psychopath would) while you are both peeing, meer inches away from eachother.

She has led a sheltered life. Literally sheltered in her stall. Or. In her cluelessness, she is the psychopath that would ignore the urinal etiquette. Pick the spot between two people when there was an open spot. Talk to both people. All while peeing on everyone’s shoes.

Edit: for those of you just now joining us, be careful how far you venture down this particular thread. You have been warned…

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u/DarkMatters8585 5d ago

Don't forget forcing out a trumpet fart just before striking up conversation.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 5d ago

Older guys are the kings of this. My boomer boss at my first office job would stand next to me, look over at me while we're pissing, and let a deep trumpet fart go and then start talking to me about the project we were working on.

Also if he really needed me, he'd walk up to the stall I was in while I was taking a shit, let off a few farts, and talk to me through the stall lol.

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u/Educational_Kick_573 4d ago

Dude, you worked for Mike too?