r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

From https://youtube.com/shorts/71nfLPeczgc?si=k6XoM6jfES21CXGw

34.1k Upvotes

79% Upvoted

2.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

8

u/Chainsawd 5d ago

Some of those fuckers seem like they were designed with maximum splash-back in mind!

3

u/613663141 5d ago

You gotta wave the stream around for a bit until you find that sweet spot which minimises splashback.

2

u/CriticalLobster5609 4d ago

Just use your brain? You don't want to piss at a right angle to a surface. Look for a curve, it's like landing a skateboard in the transition on half pipe versus landing on in the flat.

3

u/Bulldog8018 5d ago

No kidding. Sometimes you try and hit the urinal from different angles, naively assuming that there must be an angle that doesn’t splash back. But no. Apparently they’re designed with only two results: some spray back or a BUNCH of spray back. That’s why I go for a stall if they’re available and don’t look actively infectious. That way you get some distance from the strike zone. (Guess I’ve been holding these insights back for a long time. Thanks for hearing me out. ✌️)