r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/dingos8mybaby2 5d ago

The real "Impossible" difficulty here is a crowded sports stadium or bar where the bathroom just has a big trough instead of urinals.

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u/StrangerTex 5d ago

And a line of drunk assholes waiting after you looking at you like hurry up.

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u/LittleFlank 5d ago

The nightmare moment when you have to pee so bad, but the activity of the room is keeping your valve completely locked up, so you stand there for 30 to 60 seconds begging your physiology for relief and you end up just shaking your dry dick, zipping back up, and humiliated because you KNOW the two cycles of dudes to either side of you SAW that you didn't piss at all and they're silently judging you about it.

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u/Cool-Sink8886 5d ago

You’re clear after 3 cycles. Just keep shaking it like you can’t get that last drop.