r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 5d ago

Her mistake is she that asked “These are things you guys need to think about?” Guys don’t need to think about it at all, it comes instinctually.

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u/The_one_and_only_Tav 5d ago

Honestly, as a woman, if I was faced with the same options I would have made the same choices. It’s pretty obvious just from a personal space perspective. Yeesh.

Also would it really be that hard to like, put half a wall up between urinals? Like I feel like humanity could’ve solved this issue by now.

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u/FlintStriker 5d ago

There are walls in some, but they don't go up to the average eye height. Thankfully you can still peer over and look at the other dude's dick no problem.

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u/The_one_and_only_Tav 5d ago

What a time to be alive.

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u/PilotsNPause 5d ago

Wait until you see the floor to chest level urinals that are all connected together: https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/ilh1p2/floorlength_urinals_the_best_design_imo/

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u/Antique-Management49 5d ago

My starting five.... At Urinal #1: short, stubby, big belly, Bubba who drives a diesel and always gets a 44oz Cup. At Urinal #2 just your every day, ordinary, easy to draw, generic NPC at average height. At Urinal #3 the tallest black dude you've seen in-person and this close together noticeably taller than Bubba At Urinal #4 another randomly plain white bread guys nothing new but to be expected. At Urinal #5 338lbs of carne asada, and Modelo... -_- ... You know his name.

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u/icebraining 5d ago

I think I still prefer those to the single extra-wide urinal, though: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/32/53/f3/3253f36bf2a37e8cb3d444f130306e3e.jpg

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u/Vhadka 5d ago

What about the piss trough that's circular so you can face the guy across from you?

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u/CriticalLobster5609 4d ago

You'll almost never see these in new buildings unless the client insists. More expensive in every way.

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u/CatButler 5d ago

The worst is when you can see the dudes dick in your peripheral vision even though your staring straight ahead

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u/AndyNextDoor 5d ago

His dick has abs?!