r/SipsTea Fave frog is a swing nose frog 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/miku_dominos 5d ago

Embrace chaos. Take that spot.

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u/Catnip1720 5d ago

If I gotta piss, I’m taking whatever toilet is avilable

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u/AccomplishedClub6 5d ago

Don’t forget to loudly compliment the two guys next to you on their facial hair. Really put a glitch in the matrix.

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u/miku_dominos 5d ago

I don't know why people are so shy. Like when you want to use a stall and they're all taken, and there's no noise. You're there to shit, let it rip.

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u/JarRa_hello 5d ago

And as you start peeing, place your hands on their shoulders and start a conversation. I guarantee an empty bathroom.