r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/KromatRO 5d ago

It's for spray accidents not for privacy.

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u/arbitrageME 5d ago

I have two responses:

  1. eww

  2. makes sense

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u/KromatRO 5d ago edited 5d ago

Don't imagine is deliberate. Sometimes, jet hiting the urinal wall will result in a big splash that the urinal margin may not hold. That separator is there to save the neighbor, or you from a neighbor. And with this in mind, the free urinal choice makes more sense and that is why is instinctively known to men.

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u/ObeseVegetable 5d ago

Some urinals are more splashy than others, too. 

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u/Chainsawd 5d ago

Some of those fuckers seem like they were designed with maximum splash-back in mind!

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u/613663141 5d ago

You gotta wave the stream around for a bit until you find that sweet spot which minimises splashback.

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u/CriticalLobster5609 5d ago

Just use your brain? You don't want to piss at a right angle to a surface. Look for a curve, it's like landing a skateboard in the transition on half pipe versus landing on in the flat.

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u/Bulldog8018 5d ago

No kidding. Sometimes you try and hit the urinal from different angles, naively assuming that there must be an angle that doesn’t splash back. But no. Apparently they’re designed with only two results: some spray back or a BUNCH of spray back. That’s why I go for a stall if they’re available and don’t look actively infectious. That way you get some distance from the strike zone. (Guess I’ve been holding these insights back for a long time. Thanks for hearing me out. ✌️)

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u/PrintableDaemon 5d ago

They will also make those partitions as narrow as humanly possible to fit more people in than should be acceptable, to the point you wonder when they'll just give you a funnel and hose. Bathrooms are seriously overcrowded in a way that only airlines are capable of appreciating.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 5d ago

The piss pressure can be high enough that it will ricochet all over the guy next to you.

OG pissers know the spot to aim at to avoid any splashback, but dumb kids and whatnot (or just seriously dumb adults) may just blindly let lose anywhere in the urinal and it will go everywhere.

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u/Raccoon_Expert_69 5d ago

Remember, we’ve all been pissing right next to each other since a very young age.