r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/NewMissUniverse 5d ago

This is literally instilled from kindergarten.

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u/BirdMedication 5d ago

People literally do this with empty seats and strangers at the airport or any other public setting with chairs, why is she surprised about bathroom-specific social distancing lol

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u/Obliviousobi 5d ago

Hell, I do it when parking too! If I can get | O |✓| O | I'm gonna take it every time. I'll do the car on driver side and empty on the passenger side as backup.

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u/Chainsawd 5d ago

See taking the middle of three empty spaces makes me worry about whatever idiots are gonna try to slot in beside me. I actually prefer to take the left spot in that scenario so at the very least I can control how easy it is to open doors on the driver's side.

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u/ForThisIJoined 4d ago

Middle first is only justified in situations where it's harder to get to the middle after the ends are occupied (See: Theatres and stadiums)

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u/Obliviousobi 5d ago

I also park farther back in parking lots, so that helps lol.

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u/Chainsawd 5d ago

Absolutely! I always prefer to walk a bit farther if I can park away from other cars.