r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 5d ago

Her mistake is she that asked “These are things you guys need to think about?” Guys don’t need to think about it at all, it comes instinctually.

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u/NewMissUniverse 5d ago

This is literally instilled from kindergarten.

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u/BirdMedication 5d ago

People literally do this with empty seats and strangers at the airport or any other public setting with chairs, why is she surprised about bathroom-specific social distancing lol

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u/Obliviousobi 5d ago

Hell, I do it when parking too! If I can get | O |✓| O | I'm gonna take it every time. I'll do the car on driver side and empty on the passenger side as backup.

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u/Chainsawd 5d ago

See taking the middle of three empty spaces makes me worry about whatever idiots are gonna try to slot in beside me. I actually prefer to take the left spot in that scenario so at the very least I can control how easy it is to open doors on the driver's side.

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u/ForThisIJoined 4d ago

Middle first is only justified in situations where it's harder to get to the middle after the ends are occupied (See: Theatres and stadiums)

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u/Obliviousobi 5d ago

I also park farther back in parking lots, so that helps lol.

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u/Chainsawd 5d ago

Absolutely! I always prefer to walk a bit farther if I can park away from other cars.

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u/IndividualDevice9621 5d ago

I just park next to cars that are nicer than mine. Realistically though, I just take the first empty spot.

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u/Mcbonewolf 5d ago

feels like she's just feigning surprise and shock for content

cus like, girl or not, you can look at the situations and be like 'yea agreed, makes sense' and not all the wooowwww reallllyyyyy

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u/Pretend-Guava 5d ago

Yeah and there is always the one asshole who parks right next to you.

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u/xDURPLEx 4d ago

Fun story. Until around 30 years old I had a shy bladder. I could be about to piss my pants but if there was someone there I couldn’t go. Then out of nowhere a repressed memory came back that ended my problem. In kindergarten we would all play a game of seeing how far we could stand from the urinal and still hit it. One day I walk in to the bathroom and there’s some kid just right up on the urinal. I didn’t think anything of it and went into the game. I said “Check it out!” And hit about 5 feet back. Then this kid looks at me all worried walks up and whispers in my ear “Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone” and I guess it fucked me up for over 20 years. Once I remembered that day it alleviated the issue completely. Some kid somehow inserted his pee shame into me like an asshole.