r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/yatesisgreat 5d ago

The big wildcard is the low urinal for the kids. If that is the right spot but there are other open spots, do you still take it and potentially make a little guy struggle to hit the rim? Or do you take the wrong spot just in case? I can see a case for both. Taking the wrong one the more ethical choice I think, but I can also see teaching the kid a lesson that sometimes you just have to pee wherever. Also kids generally got good stream, just bad aim so it might not be a big deal.

Also that is why the full length, down to the floor, urinals are the superior choice. Especially those stainless steel ones, with a good push you can play some calypso music on them.

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u/Pilgrim2223 5d ago

I was at Disney World with my 4 year old. He was just tall enough to use the short urinals but not the tall ones. In every Bathroom... at Disney world for some reason there is a line of 8+ urinals and one short one which was always closest to the door. We are there in off season, so not too busy, we run in to a bathroom that completely empty except one Full grown man at the shorty.
The Boy and I waited patiently behind him, and the look of absolute shame on that man's face when he realized that he was using, for no reason, and in violation of every basic man code of urinal usage, the only one my son could use was pretty epic. He actually said "Sorry" while zipping up and I gave him a bro'nod and a no problem (got to be a good example and all that)

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u/qdp 5d ago

It depends but I think short urinal rules should be more enforced at Disney than a factory or a dive bar.

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u/writeronthemoon 4d ago

I'm surprised Disney doesn't have like 10 kid urinals in a row.

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u/coahman 4d ago

In order to pee you have to drink fluids and kids won't drink anything to save their lives

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u/gahlo 5d ago

Low urinal is removed from the algorithm unless it's the last one left out to consideration.

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u/Juggernaut27Beast11 5d ago

You realize the short is not just for kids right? Also dwarfs, midgets, little people, and I have even seen a person in a wheel chair use them.

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u/That0n36uy 5d ago

Either way, if I see a free short urinal I take it. It lessens the splashback distance. Every man for himself

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u/GrapefruitAlways26 5d ago

I've awkwardly taken that low kid urinal only for a kid and his dad to come in right after me, forcing them to wait. Was an awkward 45 seconds until I finished for the dad to tell the kid it was ok to go

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u/lordflashheat 5d ago

Another wildcard is when you're at a rave and there are females squatting over the urinals, because the quo to the female toilets are a mile long. Where do you even look.

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u/Cool-Sink8886 5d ago

Kid can wait

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u/Matti_McFatti 4d ago

im pretty short, so i always take the shorter one. that way, theres more options for taller guys