r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/dingos8mybaby2 5d ago

The real "Impossible" difficulty here is a crowded sports stadium or bar where the bathroom just has a big trough instead of urinals.

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u/TheCabbageGuy82 5d ago

Whenever I see that I ALWAYS use the stalls. Just pretent I need a shit and wait as long as it takes. I peed in one of those troughs before - big mistake. The back wall of it was so close to me that almost all of my pee splashed back at me and painted my newly-washed white shorts a nice shade of lemon. Didnt help that there were three people standing either side of me without any kind of urinal divider. Never again.

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u/cominguproses97 5d ago

I was at the bathroom at Wrigley Field and there was a big mass of guys waiting around the troughs and urinals, and then I walked around the corner and there were like 8 empty stalls. Dudes are crazy

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u/Lonely_Cost_2574 5d ago

God dude I remember that trough at wrigley from the D&C show I eaten a few of those small pieces of paper and Jesus Christ trying to pee there with like dudes brushing up against you is insane

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u/confusedandworried76 5d ago

Well especially when you've got a couple beers in you communal peeing is just the thing to do. Builds comaraderie. You can talk but you can't look.