r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 5d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Masturbating-macaque 5d ago edited 5d ago

Whoever invented that thing should be drug out into the streets and shot.

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u/LustyHasturSejanus 5d ago

Idk I went to a newer stadium that had individual urinals rather than the troughs, and the line was so long. Troughs have a higher throughput than urinals do. After going to that stadium a few times, I found myself missing the trough.

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u/monkwren 5d ago

I like 'em at busy dive bars - they just fit the mood, y'know?

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u/LustyHasturSejanus 5d ago

Bonus points if there is a garden hose turned to a trickle zip tied to the trough.

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u/vorschact 5d ago

I like that. But the ice on the bottom is even more divey in my opinion

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u/Vindepomarus 5d ago

A true connoisseur!

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u/confusedandworried76 5d ago

Yep, if the bathroom has a lock or urinals the drinks are too expensive and the pours are too weak.

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 4d ago

they should have little windows at each urinal and a fork should slowly come out offering a corn dog or something . Mood complete

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u/TheRealJSmith 5d ago

It's because you can double the throughput by creating a second row of infantry behind the front row to shoot through the gaps. Efficient.

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u/No-Big4921 5d ago

Tactical pissing.

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u/chilseaj88 4d ago

Don’t fire until you see the whites of their ceramic!

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u/Tasty-Army200 5d ago

Plus, it's a lot easier to look at all that dick

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u/deadbitch69 4d ago

A bar near me has slanted mirrors above their trough urinals

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u/MSG_ME_ANYTHING 5d ago

Same - the old Metrodome in Minneapolis had troughs and during Vikings games it's shoulder to shoulder and the guy behind you is just as close, but you got through quick. US Bank has urinals and it's takes way too long to get through, and now I miss the troughs.

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u/Cool-Sink8886 5d ago

And some of the new urinals you have to stand do far back and they don’t have dividers.

At the point it’s worse than the trough.

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u/Actually_Im_a_Broom 4d ago

When I was a student at Auburn the football stadium had troughs. A little uncomfortable, but there was never a line. About 20 years ago they took the troughs out and put in urinals. Now there is always a line.

I’ll gladly sacrifice a little privacy to avoid a line.

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u/PrsnScrmingAtTheSky 5d ago

When I was a little kid I thought you were supposed to wash your hands in there.... Then some dude just came in and started wizzin!!! I realized the folly of my ways and waddled out upset, telling my dad I think I made a mistake! He laughed and helped me wash my hands.

I was 4 and thought, well that thing is f'in stupid!

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u/Sad_Description_7268 5d ago

Pretty sure troughs were the original public bathrooms. In the absence of a trough, you'd just piss or shit in the street.

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u/Jitterjumper13 5d ago

Statistically, they're dead.

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u/Chadmartigan 5d ago

Yet more proof that public restroom design in America has been controlled by sex weirdos for like a century.

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u/waltjrimmer 5d ago

No, no, no. That, you don't mete out violence all willy-nilly like that.

The vengeance has to be prescriptive; pointed in response to the offense.

As such, they should be dragged out into the street and peed on by a line of drunk and half-drunk football fans.

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u/Masturbating-macaque 5d ago

Who’s the trough now!?!

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u/ColSubway 5d ago

Most efficient way to get people in and out. Whats not to like?