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u/brian11e3 11d ago
The fact that they have a 2024 year old ghost in the picture is scary.
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u/mackofmontage 11d ago
Jesus is always with you. /s
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u/Zylarkal 10d ago
Damn. Jesus is really tall.
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u/RaiyenZ 10d ago
He's not that tall, he is risen
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u/enixthephoenix 10d ago
Which is wild since I've eaten small parts of Jesus and he's unleavened
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u/micksta323 10d ago
Do you know if he's gluten free?
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u/kenwongart 10d ago
I typed “is the body of christ” into Google and the first autocomplete suggestion is “gluten free”.
The Vatican circulated a memo in 2017 stating that Jesus wafers must contain gluten. Low gluten is acceptable though.
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u/TufnelAndI 10d ago
I went to a funeral a few years ago that had a separate queue for the gluten-free version of Communion. Raises all kinds of questions about transubstantiation.
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u/HapticSloughton 10d ago
If the size of the numbers are proportional, he's pretty thicc, too
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u/Prestigious-Phase131 11d ago
Hopefully she's a step mom...
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u/GleamingCadance 11d ago
Idk man, kinda seeing some resemblance in the 4yo
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u/yaysalmonella 11d ago
I’m also seeing some resemblance between the 29 yo and the 20 yo. Glad they are keeping the bloodline pure.
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u/circuit_breaker 11d ago
I remember when COVID hit & every state was reporting #s except Alabama. Someone said COVID skipped it because it wasn't bio diverse enough. 😂
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u/wakim82 11d ago
Same issue in West Virginia, West Virginia was the last state to report a case...the entire time I lived in WV, while WORKING AT A HOSPITAL I didn't catch COVID.
I legit never saw albino people in the wild until I moved there...then boom...everywhere because the albino family kept fucking each other.
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u/understepped 11d ago
because the albino family kept fucking each other.
Goddamn recessive genes don’t let people show true love to their family members.
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u/nneeeeeeerds 11d ago
In every other state, there's a phrase, "When they come down from the mountain." Except West Virginia. West Virginia is the mountain.
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u/_SteeringWheel 11d ago
Not that I ever intended visiting West Virginia, but now you made me scared to do so.
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u/BHweldmech 11d ago
Honestly, WV is a stunningly beautiful place. That being said, if you’re on a canoe and hear banjos, you need to paddle faster.
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u/_SteeringWheel 11d ago
I'll keep that in mind for sure. Kind of like the redneck on a child's bike in Illinois 😬
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u/illbedeadbydawn 11d ago
Contrary to popular belief, Deliverance was set in Georgia, not WV.
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u/No-Sense-6260 11d ago
There's some natural beauty but it's not in the population. 😂
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u/ReadTravelMe 11d ago
I say this as someone from Alabama: they aren’t fat enough to be from here
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u/valeriesghost 11d ago
Yeah they could both turn a hotdog sideways and place it between their eyes.
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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 11d ago
hahaha this is the strangest thing I've heard someone say in a while but completely accurate haha
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u/SmileParticular9396 11d ago
They both vaguely look like they have fetal alcohol syndrome
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u/allegesix 10d ago
100%
Still remember being in high school and seeing a drawing of face outlining the features associated with FAS in a textbook and it could’ve been a damn picture of a neighbour a few years older than me.
Explained a fucking lot tbh.
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u/Talking_Head 11d ago
The woman definitely. The man maybe.
Such a sad thing really. Being born with a fetal anomaly that is 100% preventable. Life is hard enough as it is without starting behind on the count 0-2.
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u/Weight_Superb 11d ago
Some dude that literally a copy of her face
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u/WWGHIAFTC 11d ago
Are you having a stroke? What are you saying?
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u/Erikk1138 11d ago
Isn't it clear? Somewhere out there in the world, there's a dude who's face is identical to hers.
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u/BallSuspicious5772 11d ago
She could also be a teen mom and he’s the step dad…
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u/_VagabondSoul_ 11d ago
Or ... she a teen mom
and he is father
Simplest truth is most likely the truth
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u/HsvDE86 11d ago
I'd rather wait for more evidence than some random picture on a ragebait sub with ages added by someone I don't know before I call someone a pervert. 🤷♀️
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u/bullwinkle8088 11d ago
In many states 16 is legal age for getting married. To anyone.
Charges for sex with a minor do not apply if you are married.
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u/loadingscreen_r3ddit 11d ago
I can top that story: My neighbors - really nice people - he: 36, she: 22. They've been together for 8 years now. Spoiler alert: He was her teacher.
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u/dajur1 10d ago
My friends sister got with a 41 year old when she was 16. She was pregnant and married to him when she was 17. The guy was a year younger than her mom. He was also a convicted sex offender. In my state, 16 is the legal age of consent, so there wasn't anything my friends parents could do.
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u/CartoonistOk8261 10d ago
I knew someone senior year that got catfished by a "rich guy" in another state. This was during like AIM days, before the iPhone.
So she's either 17 or 18 and flies down there. The guy turns out to be 60 and dirt poor. She doesn't care, marries him anyway.
They came to visit our hometown and I met the guy, total asshole.
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u/ftwclem 11d ago
It also could be that she got pregnant at 15/16 with whatever guy she was seeing in high school, and this is a completely different guy
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u/25_Oranges 11d ago
Its not. In another pic she poses with him at the age of 15. Disgusting.
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u/m3xd57cv 11d ago
Do people like this get persecuted? Or do they leave him alone because he has a family and the wife consents now
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u/shroomsaregoooood 10d ago
More than half of states in the US have the age of consent at 16 so no.
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u/Fappy_as_a_Clam 10d ago
maybe they are European. the age of consent in like 26 European countries is 14 or 15.
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u/vladi_l 11d ago edited 11d ago
They could all just be siblings. Like, not some alabama shit, their parents are old and still cranking out crotch goblins
Someone had to take the photo after all
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u/SeaEmergency7911 11d ago
Whoops…..kind of incriminated yourself with that math there.
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u/Gatherel 'MURICA 11d ago
It’s ok, she was homeschooled to avoid her knowing that kind of liberal math.
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u/Live-Motor-4000 11d ago
Q: How many times does 25 go into 16?
A: nonce
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u/Icy-Zone3621 11d ago
- Don't forget 9 month gestation
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u/SwiftyPants3 11d ago
Ah man, I forgot that part. You can probably add some time if you assume she didn’t get pregnant the first time 🤢🤮
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u/MindForeverWandering 11d ago
She probably did. Because BiRtH cOnTrOl Is AbOrTiOn, don’cha know? /s
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u/Efficient_Fish2436 11d ago
Best 300$ I ever spent was on an abortion.
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u/iamthemosin 11d ago
Hey, that’s cheaper than I thought. Fuck condoms! /s
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u/WatercressSad6395 11d ago
This story needs a angry dad with a shotgun...
wtf
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u/Icy-Zone3621 11d ago
- Don't forget 9 months gestation
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u/Live-Motor-4000 11d ago
TBH - it could be either 15 or 16 - we don't know, and it's wrong either way
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u/imaginary92 11d ago
It could even be 14, it's unlikely she got pregnant immediately at the start of the relationship.
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u/ElementalSentimental 11d ago edited 11d ago
Pregnant at 14 years 6 months.
Mother at 15 years 3 months.
Son is now 4 years 9 months, or less.
Mom is 20 years, or more.
There’s a significant window where she didn’t even have to be 15.
What a terrible day to be numerate.
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u/vhalember 11d ago
Well damnation. One of the few times I wish someone didn't do the math.
My daughters are 14... where are the parents in this story? A 23-24 year old dude was after their 14-15 year old daughter.
That would be "Do not pass go" territory from this old man.
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u/Dragonwitch94 11d ago
An even more troublesome question: how long did they know each other, before the relationship started? 😬
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u/nwbarryg 11d ago
Actually, twice (at least) it turns out. ;-)
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u/red_fluff_dragon You're never nude if you are covered in fluff 10d ago
Nonce is slang in British for pedo
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u/Proper_Career_6771 11d ago
she was homeschooled to avoid her knowing that kind of liberal math.
I grew up with a homeschool guy who became a youth pastor and married one of his former youth-group girls a few years later.
It seemed like she turned 18 first but goddamn. Conservatives groom young girls hard for that kind of predatory behavior.
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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture 11d ago
I wouldn't say it's common, but I've read way too many articles about youth pastors marrying teenagers from their congregation.
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u/Proper_Career_6771 11d ago
Evangelical churches strongly encourage dating/marriage "within the church community" so literally that building or the churches nearby.
They also strongly encourage young women to seek men who are "strong in god" and have good leadership and all the other fanfic-quality descriptions that evangelical pastors write about themselves.
And the evangelical churches tend to push people away from divorce, which means covering up abuse and gaslighting young women about how much their relationship sucks.
Add on top the insistence that church forms the core of your community, so if you're in a marriage you don't like, you're not just considering divorcing your spouse, but also the entire church.
Finally they marry young, or young-old like my borderline 30yo exfriend marrying a fresh 18 year old blonde chick.
That is what it looks like when the church leadership is brainwashing young women to get involved with church leadership.
It sucks them in before they're too young to know any better and fights against anything which might let them leave.
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u/Neveronlyadream 11d ago
The women they want literally don't exist naturally, so they manufacture them.
How many times have we heard the story from the fundie wives cosplaying like it's the 50s that they used to be perfectly normal until their "eyes were opened" by their husbands?
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u/Proper_Career_6771 11d ago
My dad is one of those church leadership assholes and he went to great lengths to brainwash my sister into the same bullshit. She made it out fortunately, though not without trauma.
And you know what my godly christian conservative leadership dad did when I was in my first semester of college?
He dumped my godly christian conservative stay-at-home-mom who had spent the last 17 years homeschooling his kids.
It turned out mr godly do-gooder had hated his wife for the prior 15 years so he just played the role because "he didn't want another man raising his kids". (direct quote)
My mom was a deeply unpleasant abusive person, but he was just as bad. They really deserved each other and should have stayed married.
Now my dad dates women 25 years younger than him because he just lies about being rich.
Those young women today might end up in happy stable relationships within their church enclave, but they are super duper fucked if things go sour.
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u/Neveronlyadream 11d ago
There's so much deep-seated toxicity in organized religion. It's almost as if we never learned the lesson that absolute power corrupts absolutely and letting a handful of people take charge of a large group isn't going to invite abuse and gaslighting.
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u/Proper_Career_6771 11d ago
we never learned the lesson that absolute power corrupts absolutely
My idiot dad looooooooves to say that line right before he says that's why the government should be dismantled and put into the hands of small community leaders with no oversight other than jesus... aka people like my dad.
My cat has more self awareness than him.
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u/Neveronlyadream 11d ago
There's another lesson. Always be suspicious of anyone who actively wants to be a leader. The people who do are usually the last person you want in charge of anything.
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u/smoebob99 11d ago
This doesn’t mean he is the father of the 4y old.
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u/Panthera_uncia_ 11d ago
I think it’s more so it doesn’t mean she is the mother of the 4 year old. He could be the father’s son from a different relationship. Both of the children could be his from a different relationship.
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u/Sporner100 11d ago
They could all be siblings, too.
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u/GameyGamey 11d ago
Four random friends from the pub
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u/Putrid-Ferret-5235 11d ago
Maybe they're all complete strangers, and they grouped together for this special occasion.
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u/rydan 11d ago
9 month old already an alcoholic.
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u/Much-Resource-5054 11d ago
You can’t get cirrhosis if your liver is still growing
(Taps fontanelle)
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u/LukeD1992 11d ago
Dunno but the older kid's facial structure is more like hers. Look at the distance between the eyes in both
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u/kurotech 11d ago
Also sadly doesn't make it a crime in some states either age of consent and parent consent very by state
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u/GlennSWFC 11d ago
Why are so many people assuming that they’re American? From another comment it seems that they’re Albanian, where the age of consent is 14.
Morally it’s very objectionable, but not illegal.
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u/Humble-Budget8332 11d ago
That's the comment I am looking for.
We just have this picture without any explanation.
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u/marklar_the_malign 11d ago
And in some states they might be cousins.
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u/Icy_Recognition_6913 11d ago
Honestly all there eyes are a bit too far apart... you may be right...
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u/TheDestressedMale 11d ago
France created an age of consent at 15 in 2021. It did not exist before that. The whole point of having an age of consent is for proving in court that consent wasn't given. Imagine trying to convince a judge or jury that you didn't consent at the age of too young.
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u/mickelboy182 11d ago
As far as I'm aware, America actually has one of the higher ages of consent. 16 as age of consent is a lot more common. I think it ties into the average age people lose their virginity.
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u/mickelboy182 11d ago
Interesting that so many make these under 18 jokes then, seems like half the US does indeed align with the majority of the world.
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u/AdEarly8242 11d ago
Feel like a lot of Americans get age of consent and pornography laws mixed up.
Doesn’t help that under 18 is used to define a minor legally.
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u/Dragonfly-Adventurer 11d ago
Yeah this would be kosher in my state.
And it happens enough I can tell you at least 3 of the thoughts running through her head at any given moment.
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u/Pooglio17 11d ago
Doesn’t mean she is either. Could be his kid from a previous marriage.
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u/Peanutsandcheese2021 11d ago
Maybe they are all just AI
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u/Pooglio17 11d ago
Oh shit, maybe I am too?
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u/FWTI 11d ago
I mean, can you really prove you were born? You were told you were yeah but nobody really remembers it. And speaking of really and the concept of real what is real anyway? What you can see and touch? Those are just electrical impulses in your brain.
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u/puddle89 11d ago
Not to excuse this, but depending on where they live and where her birthday falls, it might not be illegal. In the United States age of consent ranges from 16 to 18 depending on where you live. Where I live in Belgium, it's at 16 generally, but you can legally have sex as young as 14 as long as the difference in age is no more than three years and there is no abuse of trust or authority.
And I say it again, I do not excuse this. I also don't think a "grace period" like we have it here should be allowed. I have nieces of that age. They. are. CHILDREN!
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u/NixNixonNix 11d ago
Here in Germany the age of consent is 14. So a 60 year old could legally have sex with a 14 year old if there is no abuse of trust or authority. Creepy but legal.
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u/Amelaclya1 11d ago
The "grace period" (or Romeo and Juliet laws as we call them in the US) make perfect sense. It's to avoid sending CHILDREN to jail or make them sex offenders for having relationships with each other. Like, do you really think two 14 yr olds having sex should be a crime? I don't think it should be encouraged, but like you said - they are kids and hardly abusing each other. They don't deserve to have their lives ruined because of it.
The state where I grew up doesn't have Romeo and Juliet laws. My highschool boyfriend is technically a sex offender because we had sex when I was 16 and he was 17 (the age of consent). Our birthdays are 2 months apart and we were classmates. It's a lesser crime (only a misdemeanor) and a lesser penalty than if the age gap was greater, but it's still ridiculous. Like, I'm super grateful my parents were not insane enough to try to get him prosecuted for this.
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u/CrimsonAllah 11d ago
Fun fact, people intentionally put incorrect ages on these kind of posts to try to get more engagement.
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u/lovenoggersandwiches 11d ago
There is another photo back when she was 15 and he was 23.
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u/funnycaption 11d ago edited 11d ago
In that case if they’re lying it’s at least consistent
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u/GoodThingsDoHappen 11d ago
Also everyone automatically presumes it's America. Just because...
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u/Lots42 Trump is awful. 11d ago
American Republicans elected a self confessed incesterous pedophile.
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u/hungrypotato19 10d ago
Whose priest just got busted raping a girl for 4 years while a whole bunch of other priests rushed to his defense.
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u/Forsaken-Jump-7594 11d ago
Please tell me this is the stepmom
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u/hopseankins 11d ago
Idk the tyke’s got similar eye shape… hella sus
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u/Wonder_butt_ 11d ago
Step dad is also a possibility and she was a teen mom with another teen dad.
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u/crescent-v2 11d ago
Who are these people? The post is running around social media today with no discussion of who they guy is.
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u/lovenoggersandwiches 11d ago
Some couple from Albania, that's all what's known
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u/WatercressSad6395 11d ago
Thank goodness! Wait, no, it's still icky, but for once, we are not the father..
merica
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u/Theban_Prince 11d ago
Teh vast vast majority of the world has age of consent at 16, Albania is at 14.
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u/MtnMaiden 11d ago
John ross, senator of TN. He was like 45, she was 15 when they first met. Got married at 17. Popped 2 kids asap.
You might of seen him on tv. He wss the guy who brought his kid to the senate and was making funny faces
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u/Leebites 11d ago
Their social media is so gross. Especially when they first started posting about the first baby. Thought it was a father and daughter post. Nope.
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u/Techn0ght 11d ago
Now hold up, maybe he's a politician or works for a church, which apparently makes this acceptable.
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u/GotTechOnDeck 11d ago
That took me a second
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u/Pooglio17 11d ago
I’m 34 years old. I can’t imagine having an 18 year old child. Plus if the next generation follows suit, this woman could be a grandmother by the time she’s 32.
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u/Silvaria928 11d ago
When I used to work in a county office right out of high school, we had a client who had given birth to her first child at the age of fourteen. That baby, a girl, gave birth to her first child at thirteen.
This woman was a grandmother at the age of 27...this has stuck with me for all these years because it was absolutely mind-boggling.
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u/paratesticlees 11d ago
Mother: practice safe sex and get on birth control.
Daughter: I'm not an idiot mom, I'm 16.
Mother: I wasn't an idiot either and I'm 32.
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u/OldMotherGrumble 11d ago
Back 15 years or so ago, I'd often see happy family photos in the local paper(UK)...grandmother 45 years, daughter 30, granddaughter 15-16, and the latest addition to the family...her newborn. WHYYYYYYYY?? And they are all grinning ear to ear as the bloodline is continued.
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u/Dapper_Mud 11d ago
This seems like something a grandparent might post, these might all be a person’s grandkids
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u/IfICouldStay 11d ago
Oh, that would be nice. 20 and 29 year old are brother and sister, and the little kids are just his, or additional siblings.
…but I doubt it
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u/WatercressSad6395 11d ago
Hella pressing X to doubt... That's a family portrait there..unless I'm mistaken, which would be great in this situation..
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u/No-Benefit-1781 11d ago
Maybe they weren't dating in the USA lol
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u/Background-Customer2 11d ago
shus don't let the amnericans know other places have diferant age of consent than them
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u/westside-rocky 11d ago
She could’ve been knocked up by another 16 year old, and that’s not his kid.
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u/MassiveConcern Great taste less filling 11d ago
There are some states where, with parental consent, any girl child can be married to any adult male. Seriously.
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u/autismo-nismo 11d ago edited 11d ago
If my calculations are correct and this isn’t a step parent situation, she was knocked up by him at 15
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