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r/facepalm • u/Aneriox • 13d ago
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I typed “is the body of christ” into Google and the first autocomplete suggestion is “gluten free”.
The Vatican circulated a memo in 2017 stating that Jesus wafers must contain gluten. Low gluten is acceptable though.
33 u/HotPurplePancakes 12d ago This thread is hilarious 😂 12 u/baseballfanandcatdad 12d ago As a devout believer I expected to get offended not laugh this hard 9 u/Crswpg1 12d ago Must be pretty tough, he was only aged for 3 days 25 u/TufnelAndI 12d ago I went to a funeral a few years ago that had a separate queue for the gluten-free version of Communion. Raises all kinds of questions about transubstantiation. 2 u/Striking_Book8277 11d ago Sorry Karen you can't be Christian
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This thread is hilarious 😂
12 u/baseballfanandcatdad 12d ago As a devout believer I expected to get offended not laugh this hard 9 u/Crswpg1 12d ago Must be pretty tough, he was only aged for 3 days
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As a devout believer I expected to get offended not laugh this hard
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Must be pretty tough, he was only aged for 3 days
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I went to a funeral a few years ago that had a separate queue for the gluten-free version of Communion. Raises all kinds of questions about transubstantiation.
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Sorry Karen you can't be Christian
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u/kenwongart 12d ago
I typed “is the body of christ” into Google and the first autocomplete suggestion is “gluten free”.
The Vatican circulated a memo in 2017 stating that Jesus wafers must contain gluten. Low gluten is acceptable though.