r/facepalm 13d ago

Now wait a damn minute ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/Pooglio17 13d ago

Iโ€™m 34 years old. I canโ€™t imagine having an 18 year old child. Plus if the next generation follows suit, this woman could be a grandmother by the time sheโ€™s 32.

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u/Silvaria928 13d ago

When I used to work in a county office right out of high school, we had a client who had given birth to her first child at the age of fourteen. That baby, a girl, gave birth to her first child at thirteen.

This woman was a grandmother at the age of 27...this has stuck with me for all these years because it was absolutely mind-boggling.

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u/paratesticlees 13d ago

Mother: practice safe sex and get on birth control.

Daughter: I'm not an idiot mom, I'm 16.

Mother: I wasn't an idiot either and I'm 32.

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u/ncnotebook 13d ago

Grandmother: I had no choice, and I'm 43.

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u/ForumDragonrs 13d ago

God, at that rate, she'll be a great grandmother by 40.

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u/kataklysm_revival 13d ago

Iโ€™m 40 and canโ€™t even imagine being a grandmother yet. Holy crow!

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u/OldMotherGrumble 13d ago

Back 15 years or so ago, I'd often see happy family photos in the local paper(UK)...grandmother 45 years, daughter 30, granddaughter 15-16, and the latest addition to the family...her newborn. WHYYYYYYYY?? And they are all grinning ear to ear as the bloodline is continued.

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u/Sobeys_at_work 13d ago

There was a teacher in my high-school that taught Health class. Her mother had her when she was in her teens. The teacher was a teen mom at 16 and her daughter had a kid at 15.

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u/Environmental_End517 13d ago

The crave for sex runs deep in the DNA it seems.

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u/Bluehairdontcare426 13d ago

Are you from my county? I was friends with a girl who had a baby at 13. That baby had a baby at 13. And that baby had a baby at 16. That baby is 6 now. Hoping it breaks the cycle.

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u/Therealgyk 13d ago

Guys too. Whores all of them, the guys too. Donโ€™t forget the guys. Whores.