r/facepalm 13d ago

Now wait a damn minute 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/SeaEmergency7911 13d ago

Whoops…..kind of incriminated yourself with that math there.

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u/smoebob99 13d ago

This doesn’t mean he is the father of the 4y old.

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u/Pooglio17 13d ago

Doesn’t mean she is either. Could be his kid from a previous marriage.

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u/Peanutsandcheese2021 13d ago

Maybe they are all just AI

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u/Pooglio17 13d ago

Oh shit, maybe I am too?

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u/FWTI 13d ago

I mean, can you really prove you were born? You were told you were yeah but nobody really remembers it. And speaking of really and the concept of real what is real anyway? What you can see and touch? Those are just electrical impulses in your brain.

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u/b-monster666 13d ago

One argument I've had for the people who try to say, "The simulation theory would require a super powerful computer, the size of the entire universe to simulate every atom in the universe!"

Ok, but...the only thing that *I* am aware of right now is what I'm directly perceiving. How do *I* know that anything exists beyond my sense of perception? I've never seen your livingroom. How do I know it exists? You can tell me it does, you can even describe it in detail. You could even go as far as show me pictures of it...but how do I know that it's not just a program made to trick me into thinking that it's a real place?

Am I a Boltzmann Brain? Are you, and I'm just a program trying to convince you this is normal?

A great philosopher once said, "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't even real?"

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u/zero_the_ghostdog 13d ago

DESCARTES DESCARTES DESCARTES

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u/Mr_SunnyBones 13d ago

check your fingers ..if you have six you probably are, I have 8 on one my right hand , and 6 thumbs on my other right hand , so I am obviously a real human .

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u/Peanutsandcheese2021 13d ago

What about your webbed toes tho ?

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u/Mr_SunnyBones 13d ago

I have them on all four and a half of my feet

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u/Peanutsandcheese2021 13d ago

Why did you say so before . Yes obviously a real human

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u/Head_Acanthaceae_766 13d ago

I am just a figment of your imagination.

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u/FriendofMySpaceTom 13d ago

Artificially inseminated?