Now wait a damn minute

[u/Aneriox]

[u/wakim82]

Same issue in West Virginia, West Virginia was the last state to report a case...the entire time I lived in WV, while WORKING AT A HOSPITAL I didn't catch COVID.

I legit never saw albino people in the wild until I moved there...then boom...everywhere because the albino family kept fucking each other.

[u/_SteeringWheel → u/wakim82]

Not that I ever intended visiting West Virginia, but now you made me scared to do so.

[u/BHweldmech → u/_SteeringWheel]

Honestly, WV is a stunningly beautiful place. That being said, if you’re on a canoe and hear banjos, you need to paddle faster.

[u/naughtycal11 → u/BHweldmech]

"You sure got a perdy mouth"

[u/ianmgonzalez → u/naughtycal11]

"Why thank you!" - clueless tourist unable to read the room.

[u/thejadedcitizen → u/naughtycal11]

Squeal , squeal like a pig

[u/Scottiegazelle2 → u/naughtycal11]

Alas Georgia claims Deliverance.

One of the best Jeff Foxworthy skits right before the Atlanta Olympics pointed out there were gonna be a bunch of dudes in tight shorts headed down the river where they filmed Deliverance... and the Olympics were never the same again lol.

[u/Deep-Procrastinor → u/naughtycal11]

Duh duh dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. In the voice of a Banjo.