r/facepalm 13d ago

Now wait a damn minute ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/Live-Motor-4000 13d ago

TBH - it could be either 15 or 16 - we don't know, and it's wrong either way

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u/imaginary92 13d ago

It could even be 14, it's unlikely she got pregnant immediately at the start of the relationship.

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u/ElementalSentimental 13d ago edited 13d ago

Pregnant at 14 years 6 months.

Mother at 15 years 3 months.

Son is now 4 years 9 months, or less.

Mom is 20 years, or more.

Thereโ€™s a significant window where she didnโ€™t even have to be 15.

What a terrible day to be numerate.

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u/vhalember 13d ago

Well damnation. One of the few times I wish someone didn't do the math.

My daughters are 14... where are the parents in this story? A 23-24 year old dude was after their 14-15 year old daughter.

That would be "Do not pass go" territory from this old man.