r/southpark 2d ago

Which one do you prefer more Rabble Rabble Rabble

I wish they made more movies

Wake up bitch your my new best friend

Do we get to go to the mall

I hope you're happy in the life you have chosen

Don't quote Dickens in my apartment

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u/tildenpark 2d ago

I liked when Stan and Kenny got their money back for The Passion they said, “this is just like when we got our money back for Baseketball”

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u/redzass1 2d ago

Making fun of themselves is why they're still going so strong

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u/Effelljay 2d ago

It’s the ultimate secret of comedy. Poor Chef didn’t get that.

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u/irit8in 2d ago

Chef had health problems scientology didn't let him

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u/Smooth-Lengthiness57 1d ago

Apparently they let him, but when he was unable to make decisions for himself they stepped in and made the decisions for him. Including financial

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u/irit8in 1d ago

Thats what I was referring too

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u/Smooth-Lengthiness57 1d ago

So despicable

But also, realizing now I misread your first comment and said the same thing

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u/irit8in 1d ago

All good mine was quickly typed poorly formatted and worded shifty. Like this one! Cheers mate on a good interaction and on reddit of all places

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u/GingerlyRough Them britches don't stand a chance! 2d ago

It wasn't Chef's fault, it was that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.

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u/chrisbaker1991 1d ago

I just watched that episode after showing Baseketball to my wife for the first time. I shout-laughed and had to rewind it and hear it again

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u/Washingtonevergreen 2d ago

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nuthin, but I think unicorns are kick-ass.

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u/feloniousjack 2d ago

Definitely orgazmo however basesket ball had me choking laughing especially when he does the Eric Cartman voice to the fat guy on the other team.

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u/No-Abrocoma7687 BRITNEYWATCH! 2d ago

“I forgot how much Doug Remer “cares about kids”!

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u/feloniousjack 2d ago

With that being said... You boys ready to fudge?!?

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u/Overall_Ad_684 2d ago

Orgazmo was great but i can i quote baseketball from beginning to end.

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u/brownie5599 2d ago

I got one of Brittany’s mom’s pubes stuck in my teeth

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u/The_Chrizz 2d ago

There’s another one!

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u/brownie5599 1d ago

Your mom’s going out with squeak!

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u/TBayChik420 1d ago

Said this to my nephew when we went bowling earlier this week 😆

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u/sonic_knx 1d ago

HOW TO SPEAK SAN FRANSISCAN...

VAJOINA!

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u/Wadep00l 2d ago

This is basically my view on it. I love both but Baseketball comes on more.

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u/Scyther44 1d ago

Dude..

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u/Canadia86 1d ago

Opposite for me

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u/Renfek 2d ago

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 2d ago

Such good acting in that scene.

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u/Chadstronomer 1d ago

Which movie is this?

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u/Zinko999 2d ago

Cannibal The Musical

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u/Friendly_Pop_7390 2d ago

The sky is blueeee and all the leaves are green, the sun is warm's a baked potato!

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u/MeanGene1988 2d ago

I think I know precisely what I mean When I say it's a shpadoinkle day

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u/jiffypb14 2d ago

Fudge, Packer?

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u/xxlouserxx 2d ago

You guys don’t even know what it means to be a trapper

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u/Glittering-Stuff-599 2d ago

YEah! Tell him French

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u/Telecoustic000 1d ago

You all singing Mixolydian scales?

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u/Zinko999 1d ago

It’d be like a raised thirteenth if anything

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u/ravnloonee 2d ago

You don't believe we are... Indians? We have... teepees

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u/Jitterjumper13 1d ago

Best song about building a snowman, and my 4 year old neice is just wrong in he arguments otherwise.

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u/uncleandata147 1d ago

Hey, how was he making that tapping sound?

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u/jakedomi92 1d ago

My father was an elephant but that's irrelevant

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u/Shpadoinkle22 1d ago

My favorite! Absolutely love that movie, I make my friends watch it all the time, some love it some hate it but eventually they'll all love it 😆

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u/Shpadoinkle22 1d ago

My favorite! Absolutely love that movie, I make my friends watch it all the time, some love it some hate it but eventually they'll all love it 😆

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u/Shpadoinkle22 1d ago

My favorite! Absolutely love that movie, I make my friends watch it all the time, some love it some hate it but eventually they'll all love it 😆

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u/mczerniewski 2d ago

Baseketball. It's not even close.

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u/Klaus_Heisler87 2d ago

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u/Karnith87 2d ago

Yer gunna make me cuuuum

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u/RaffiBomb000 2d ago

Or I'm gonna kick yer buuutt!

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u/Chester_A_Arthuritis 2d ago

You want me on top?

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u/Gruesome-Twosome 2d ago

“Oh! Come on, nah! Come on, nah! You make me so hot nah! You make me so hot!”

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u/sly_leopard 2d ago

“Dad I don’t think I’m gonna do hamster style anymore”

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u/blindsavior You can suck my clit and balls! 2d ago

"Ok"

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u/JimmieRustler531 2d ago

*fighting back tears* "And that's how it went down... shit!"

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u/Correct_Chemical5179 1d ago

"That's nice."

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u/kremedelakrym 2d ago

I don’t want to sound like a queer right now, but Orgazmo definitely had me laughing more than Baskateball

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u/SnakePlissken1980 2d ago

https://i.redd.it/jwrej78dhs9d1.gif

Sorry I was distracted, what was the question?

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u/thruthewindowBN 2d ago

You kids with your Dan Fogleberg and your PAC MAN video games!

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u/LordTiddlypusch 2d ago

People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nano-seconds!

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u/TollyVonTheDruth 2d ago

Both are really good and are a tie to me, so I'll toss in a third option. "Cannibal! the Musical"

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u/goshdarnpeesea 2d ago

Orgasmo def. I remember watching that shit first time and laughing my ass off. And i only watched baseketball recently so it didn't hit as hard as it probably would if i watched it when it i was a teen. Like with orgazmo

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u/sample-name 1d ago

Opposite with me, watched orgazmo for the first time pretty recently and didn't find it that great tbh.

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u/feelingkozy 2d ago

This is like asking me if I'd rather pick between air or water. Both are great 

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u/Last_Ambassador_2296 2d ago

I fuckin love air

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u/Clothes_Chair_Ghost 2d ago

I just watched both these movies over the weekend. I have to say that orgasmo is the better of the two, the story is just better.

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u/Bootzilla_Rembrant 2d ago

Neither are masterpieces. I just want to see The Book Of Mormon as a film/stageplay like The Producers did in the 2000s. However, I haven't seen Orgazmo since the late 90s.

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u/thejesusbong 1d ago

Book of Mormon is a masterpiece. I’ve only seen it once about a decade ago. If you get the opportunity you need to take it.

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u/Richard_Tucker_08 1d ago

I was in NYC in 2012 and thought I could get a ticket to see it on Broadway. Show was sold out for the next 3 years, I could purchase a ticket for a show in 2015.

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u/pwrmaster7 1d ago

It's amazing. I've seen it three times and laugh the entire time. The songs are epic

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u/foggin_estandards2 Fucka you dorphiiiiin 2d ago

Orgazmo and Choda boy

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u/scribblerjohnny 2d ago

Cho dai bo!

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u/Wrught_Wes 2d ago

That's right!!

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u/Krocsyldiphithic 2d ago

Although they made a shitty movie somewhat watchable with Baseketball, Orgazmo is obviously better since it's their own script. Cannibal is still my favorite by far though

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u/Yojimbo086 2d ago

I used to watch both repeatedly in my youth, but if I gotta pick, I gotta go with Orgazmo. Jesus and I love you.

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u/EmmaP89 2d ago

Baseketball...but the Orgazmo intro hit different

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u/Wrught_Wes 2d ago

Now you're a maaaaayyyyyynnnnuuuhhhhhhnnnn! Now you're a man!!

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 2d ago

Of these two Orgazmo.

But of them all? Cannibal! The Musical!

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u/Desert_Concoction 2d ago

BASEketball

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u/Takuma13_ 2d ago

That's too tough of a question.

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u/ZetaReticuli_x 2d ago

If I can only choose one then it's Orgazmo for sure.

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u/ApplePie_1999 2d ago

Can’t pick, both portray the pinnacle of human existence

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u/Demonique742 2d ago

Cannibal the musical is the superior film

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u/Born_Commission4386 2d ago

I want them to make a movie of the Book of Mormon

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u/ohheyitslaila 2d ago

Cannibal! The Musical is an underrated classic.

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u/GGALLINSJOCKSTRAP 2d ago

“Dad, I don’t think I’m gonna do hamster style anymore”….That’s’ nice “I can still smell the newspaper”

Keeeeyyyaaahhhhh

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u/Specific-Ad-8430 2d ago

Watched both of them recently with no nostalgia, orgazmo is better

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u/DaRealCamille 2d ago

Fair play to my parents for buying me Orgazmo for Christmas when I was like 12. I love that movie and I sometimes wonder how even more amazing it would have been if it could have actually been a musical like they originally intended. Love Basketball but I gotta go with the O! Oh and by the way...... I am Sancho!

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u/scribblerjohnny 2d ago

Orgazmo because it has less "derf" jokes.

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u/HabANahDa 2d ago

Orgasmo is far superior to Baseketball.

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u/ferdmertz69 2d ago

READ THE SCRIPT DOODER!..... KEEEYAAAHHH!

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u/GGALLINSJOCKSTRAP 2d ago

How??? Neutered-Man has no balls!!!

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u/Rwillsays 2d ago

Baseketball for sure. “I heard your sister is hooking up with….SQUEEK!”

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u/Minimum_Apricot1223 2d ago

You forgot "Canibal the Musical", but still Orgasmo.

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u/GingerlyRough Them britches don't stand a chance! 2d ago

"Stop, evil doer! You won't stand a chance against my orGAsmerator"

'mnerrw''

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u/JimmieRustler531 2d ago

BASEketball, I quote it daily, including but not limited to:

"Wake up bitch! You're my new best friend!"

Whenever something goes wrong "Aww, aww, aww!"

"Did I just fart?"

But my favourite:

"The police have pieced together numerous theories on Coop's whereabouts."

"I have no fucking clue where the hell he is. For all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet!"

"Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet."

"You want to know where Coop is? Just look for the most heinous, vile, and horrible exploitation of children on the planet."

"Scenario Two: Coop went to Disney World."

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u/reeferbradness 1d ago

Baseketball had the best kissing scene in any film ever. That alone is an automatic win in my book.

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u/acssteve 2d ago

Dude I said no more journey psycheouts.

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u/WilmaTonguefit 2d ago

Baseketball. Those loser shirts with the cup in a circle with a cross made me laugh so hard

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u/Armandonerd 2d ago

Baseketball

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u/MagicOrpheus310 2d ago

Bone Tomahawk is just a serious version of Cannibal the Musical...

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u/Accurate_Respond8423 2d ago

Stunt cock!!!

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u/Jurtaani 2d ago

Orgazmo is more Trey and Matt since it was actually written by them too. Baseketball is good and all but I feel like it's a bit too much like any other comedy of that time when it comes to the skits and writing as a whole.

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u/Admirable-Past-6313 2d ago

Cannibal! The Musical isn’t on here it’s awesome

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u/SenorChoncho 2d ago

Team America

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u/Ill_Palpitation_1512 2d ago

BASEketball. But I love Orgazmo, too.

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u/garchompa63 2d ago

Tweek and Craig highest honor!

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u/NeoKnightRider 2d ago

Baseketball

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u/Aromatic-Proof-5251 2d ago

I would join a BASEketball League, not so sure about the other.

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u/sacredknight327 2d ago

Only one of these movies has awesome comedic Robert Stack.

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u/Aqua_Tot 2d ago

This is actually pretty tough. I think I liked Orgasmo more the first time, but Baseketball more on a rewatch.

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u/Donk_Of_The_Palm 2d ago

Fucking geniuses they are. Kings of our time

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u/Gsampson97 2d ago

I've never seen Orgazmo but I genuinely liked Baseketball

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u/DefinitelyNotModMark 2d ago

I think I prefer Trey's baseketball more than Matts

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u/Glittering-Stuff-599 2d ago

Bigger Longer Uncut>Team America>Cannibal The Musical>Orgazmo>Baseketball

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u/Schoolmaster30 2d ago

Baseketball is the best 90s movie!

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u/eckoman_pdx 2d ago

Is both an option? 🤷‍♂️

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u/O_G_stretch 2d ago

Basketball had Reel Big Fish

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u/CineCal22 2d ago

BaseketBall all day!!😂😂😂

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u/Valuable-Baked 2d ago

BASEketball is a bit more quotable but orgazmo had a better soundtrack + story

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u/nogoodnickgames 2d ago

Baseketball had a better soundtrack but the special edition Orgazmo dvd has weird Al on commentary.

Hmm

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u/ElGuanacho 2d ago

Orgazmo!

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u/Expensive-Freedom-93 2d ago

Baseketball by far! Baseketball is one of my favourite movies period.

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u/chittIincupcake 2d ago

Jesus and I love you, Joe

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u/Smooth-Lengthiness57 1d ago

How they keep that player "Bitch" in the drawer to sleep and always shit on him. Funniest part. Basketball all the way

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u/DarthGlen 1d ago

Baseketball

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u/ScuzzBucket317 1d ago

When I was a kid, Orgazmo. As an adult, Baseketball, and it's not close. The theme song from Orgazmo still shreds tho.

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u/Pure-Parsley-8380 1d ago

Baseketball is so hot, especially Matt omg

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u/needadviceau 1d ago

Orgazmo is funnier, basketball has more rewatchability.

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u/Habay12 1d ago

Book of Mormon movie if they ever make it.

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u/jrebute 1d ago

Any Team America World Police fans that would choose it over these two?

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u/Minute_Engineer2355 1d ago

Baseketball all the way.

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u/plezlemmedie 1d ago

Baseketball for sure man absolutely love that movie especially the hospital scene ahahaha

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u/SharkMilk44 1d ago

I want sequels to both of these.

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u/Zmoreland 1d ago

I feel Basketball was a more solid moving, whereas Orgazmo was just a bunch of gaffs tied together with a thin plot.

Of course, I haven't watched either movie in about 8 years, so my memory may be hazy.

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u/FauxHumanBean 1d ago

Baseketball is by far one of the greatest movies ever made, I had my DVD of it stolen and bought another asap, it's a comfort movie with the laughs it gives me

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u/Radhatchala 1d ago

BASEketball is way funnier. Orgazmo feels kinda edgy for the sake of being edgy

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u/jakedomi92 1d ago

Why is it not cannibal the musical?

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u/dcanderson4247 1d ago

“Chicks are for fags”

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u/123kid6 1d ago

‘You want me on top?’

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u/Sullkattmat 1d ago

A glance at my profile pic should be answer enough

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 1d ago

I loved baseketball.

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u/fdetanya 1d ago

STUNT COCK!

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u/Wanlain 1d ago

Team America: World Police! But out of those 2 Basketball!

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u/ryannvondoom 1d ago

I love both. Baseketball was so much fun. Sad they hate it.

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u/CrysisFan2007 1d ago

Why does the second image look like from The Thundermans?

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u/mojo72400 1d ago

Baseketball

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u/Virgilismyson29 1d ago

BASEketball, Matt had a much bigger role and I'm so here for that

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u/TwiggBeard 1d ago

Orgazmo is far superior. It’s also an original creation of Matt and Trey. BASEketball was written and directed by someone else and isn’t theirs.

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u/MrTylerwpg 1d ago

Get away from him, Ass Fuck Twins!!

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u/MaxG145 1d ago

I’m ready to FUDGE

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u/bobrosswarpaint0 1d ago

Now you're a man! Manmanmanmanman! Now you're a MAAAAAANNNNNNN-UGH

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u/EutawStreetBully 1d ago

STUNT COCK!!!!!!!

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u/Thesilphsecret 1d ago

Just fyi, they didn't make Baseketball, they just acted in it. They had nothing to do with the writing or the direction.

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u/redzass1 1d ago

Yeah I actually never realized that until I just watched it recently lol

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u/Thr33pw00d83 1d ago

Love them both but I’d call an audible and go with Cannibal The Musical. To me it’s one of the best things they’ve ever made and really foreshadows how amazing their Broadway work would be

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u/cbunni666 1d ago

I realized I haven't seen these movies in so long I can't give a good answer. I need to watch these again

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u/Wapiti_whacker82 1d ago

There is no clear choice here. Both are better than Cannibal: The Musical, though.

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u/wallyjimjams 1d ago

Cannibal the Musical

Orgazmo

Baseketball

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u/UnveiledRook206 1d ago

Team America knocks both out of the water

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u/Mrdirtiguy 1d ago

This one is tough..both movies are hilarious..

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u/devilsadvocateac 1d ago

Orgazmo. Baseketball is great but that’s a Zucker bros movie, not theirs. I too wish they made more live action flicks.

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u/pwrmaster7 1d ago

Baseketball one of my favorite movies of all time. Orgazmo is funny but not on the same level imo.

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u/mycomikael 1d ago

What’s that second movie called? I’ve only ever watched BASEketball from Matt and Trey.

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u/MonsieurNeonbreaker 1d ago

Cannibal The Musical is my favourite 🤩

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u/MonsieurNeonbreaker 1d ago

Cannibal The Musical is my favourite 🤩

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u/SpiderVenom3225 1d ago

Id say baseketball is more funny, while orgazmo has a better story probably because baseketball is a spoof movie though

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u/Shpadoinkle22 1d ago

Love them both but if I had to choose it'd be Orgazmo, it's so cleverly ridiculous and it has Choda Boy 🤣

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u/Cof3f 1d ago

Baseketball on top

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u/Rattwap 16h ago

“Dad, I don’t think I want to do Squirrel style any more.” “Okay. “

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u/HenryKitteridge 13h ago

“Now You’re a Man”

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u/TheJokersWild53 8h ago

Baseketball is still funny today.