Which one do you prefer more

[u/redzass1]

I wish they made more movies

Wake up bitch your my new best friend

Do we get to go to the mall

I hope you're happy in the life you have chosen

Don't quote Dickens in my apartment

[u/TollyVonTheDruth]

Both are really good and are a tie to me, so I'll toss in a third option. "Cannibal! the Musical"