Which one do you prefer more

[u/redzass1]

I wish they made more movies

Wake up bitch your my new best friend

Do we get to go to the mall

I hope you're happy in the life you have chosen

Don't quote Dickens in my apartment

[u/JimmieRustler531]

BASEketball, I quote it daily, including but not limited to:

"Wake up bitch! You're my new best friend!"

Whenever something goes wrong "Aww, aww, aww!"

"Did I just fart?"

But my favourite:

"The police have pieced together numerous theories on Coop's whereabouts."

"I have no fucking clue where the hell he is. For all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet!"

"Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet."

"You want to know where Coop is? Just look for the most heinous, vile, and horrible exploitation of children on the planet."

"Scenario Two: Coop went to Disney World."