Which one do you prefer more

[u/redzass1]

I wish they made more movies

Wake up bitch your my new best friend

Do we get to go to the mall

I hope you're happy in the life you have chosen

Don't quote Dickens in my apartment

[u/Overall_Ad_684]

Orgazmo was great but i can i quote baseketball from beginning to end.

[u/brownie5599 → u/Overall_Ad_684]

I got one of Brittany’s mom’s pubes stuck in my teeth

[u/The_Chrizz → u/brownie5599]

There’s another one!

[u/brownie5599 → u/The_Chrizz]

Your mom’s going out with squeak!

[u/TBayChik420 → u/brownie5599]

Said this to my nephew when we went bowling earlier this week 😆

[u/sonic_knx → u/brownie5599]

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VAJOINA!