This is the downside of their eugenics program. Eugenics allows them to direct selective pressure as THEY see fit. Natural selection results in greater generic and phenotypic diversity, it’s just statistics made manifest.
In a healthy, natural population there will be fringe groups of perverts who’re not just WILLING to battle-milk feral aliens for artificial insemination, they’ve TRAINED for it in their free time. This results in greater generic success for the species as a whole. The best men for the job were probably slaughtered in their basement apartments before their time came.
Sort of like how Nazis tried to sterilize male homosexuals to “purify” their gene pool, not realizing that male homosexuality is correlated to higher rates of female fecundity and better long-term survival statistics for the community.
(Uhh. . . This was mostly sass, eugenics is bad in and of itself, please do not try to weaponize furries and monsterfuckers)
This is kinda a misunderstanding of the research. Essentially, some Italian scientists in the early 2000s proposed that the gene that makes men gay evolved because it also makes women more fertile. Their reasoning for this was the result of a study they did that found that women with at least 1 gay brother, nephew, son, etc. had more children than those that didn't. I can't really find if any further research was done on the subject or what it concluded.
I am sure that, in the cold light of day, my explanation for the complex intersection of genetics and human behavior will prove to be thorough and watertight. So it is vital that you cease these plans to breed a strike-force of weaponized perverts, it will inevitably work out flawlessly and I don't know if you can be trusted with that power.
I think Viltrumites all like getting "their own thing".
You'd probably have to wrassle the Viltrumite woman even more than the hoard of lizard things.
By that point you're practically married and with this useless jar of lizard excretions. Maybe re-gift it, I guess? Send it to the next poor bastard with a get-artificially-inseminated-quick scheme.
Actually when sent to earth even Anissa was ordered to make babies, all of them were, if Thragg ordered them to, they would totally take the baby-batter for artificial insemination, risky as it may be to get, orders are orders
Imagine the child being carried to term and it chews and scratches it's way out of the womb in whatever direction it would be facing, due to it genetically hating viltrumites that much.
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I mean, we've seen them taken captive and being used as Thragg's dogs. Tell me why we can't just find female ones and then trap their limbs and then impregnate them en masse like a Ragnarr-Viltrumite baby factory
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u/ScorchedConvict Mar 25 '24
That picture right there provides the answer.
Those things are feral and can kill a Viltrumite.