r/Invincible Mar 25 '24

If Viltrumites can breed with anything, then why didn't they fuck these guys? COMIC SPOILERS

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u/SpiderMonkey6l Mar 25 '24

Could they just send a war party to… milk one? Then give it to a female viltrumite.

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u/stella3books Mar 25 '24

This is the downside of their eugenics program. Eugenics allows them to direct selective pressure as THEY see fit. Natural selection results in greater generic and phenotypic diversity, it’s just statistics made manifest. 

 In a healthy, natural population there will be fringe groups of perverts who’re not just WILLING to battle-milk feral aliens for artificial insemination, they’ve TRAINED for it in their free time. This results in greater generic success for the species as a whole.  The best men for the job were probably slaughtered in their basement apartments before their time came.

 Sort of like how Nazis tried to sterilize male homosexuals to “purify” their gene pool, not realizing that male homosexuality is correlated to higher rates of female fecundity and better long-term survival statistics for the community.  

(Uhh. .  . This was mostly sass, eugenics is bad in and of itself, please do not try to weaponize furries and monsterfuckers)

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u/kalasea2001 Mar 26 '24

Yeah, but if we've already started a weaponized furries and monsterfuckers program, we can keep going, right?

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u/stella3books Mar 26 '24

I am sure that, in the cold light of day, my explanation for the complex intersection of genetics and human behavior will prove to be thorough and watertight. So it is vital that you cease these plans to breed a strike-force of weaponized perverts, it will inevitably work out flawlessly and I don't know if you can be trusted with that power.