r/Invincible • u/llMadmanll • Mar 25 '24

If Viltrumites can breed with anything, then why didn't they fuck these guys? COMIC SPOILERS

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u/ScorchedConvict Mar 25 '24

That picture right there provides the answer.

Those things are feral and can kill a Viltrumite.

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u/SpiderMonkey6l Mar 25 '24

Could they just send a war party to… milk one? Then give it to a female viltrumite.

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u/BustinArant Spider-Man Mar 25 '24

I think Viltrumites all like getting "their own thing". You'd probably have to wrassle the Viltrumite woman even more than the hoard of lizard things.

By that point you're practically married and with this useless jar of lizard excretions. Maybe re-gift it, I guess? Send it to the next poor bastard with a get-artificially-inseminated-quick scheme.

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u/Grouchy_Appearance_1 Debbie Grayson Mar 25 '24

Actually when sent to earth even Anissa was ordered to make babies, all of them were, if Thragg ordered them to, they would totally take the baby-batter for artificial insemination, risky as it may be to get, orders are orders