r/Invincible Mar 25 '24

If Viltrumites can breed with anything, then why didn't they fuck these guys? COMIC SPOILERS

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u/ScorchedConvict Mar 25 '24

That picture right there provides the answer.

Those things are feral and can kill a Viltrumite.

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u/SpiderMonkey6l Mar 25 '24

Could they just send a war party to… milk one? Then give it to a female viltrumite.

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u/stella3books Mar 25 '24

This is the downside of their eugenics program. Eugenics allows them to direct selective pressure as THEY see fit. Natural selection results in greater generic and phenotypic diversity, it’s just statistics made manifest. 

 In a healthy, natural population there will be fringe groups of perverts who’re not just WILLING to battle-milk feral aliens for artificial insemination, they’ve TRAINED for it in their free time. This results in greater generic success for the species as a whole.  The best men for the job were probably slaughtered in their basement apartments before their time came.

 Sort of like how Nazis tried to sterilize male homosexuals to “purify” their gene pool, not realizing that male homosexuality is correlated to higher rates of female fecundity and better long-term survival statistics for the community.  

(Uhh. .  . This was mostly sass, eugenics is bad in and of itself, please do not try to weaponize furries and monsterfuckers)

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u/TheNinthDoctor Mar 25 '24

This would make a fantastic copypasta.