r/tifu 5d ago

TIFU eating before sex S

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u/Vegas_off_the_Strip 3d ago

This is a great opportunity for you and your fella. Don't tell him it was you overeating. Rather, you should brag about how he 'rearranged your guts' so aggressively that it made you sick.

This way, anytime it comes up the story is more about his sexual prowess than your binging and banging.

It'll be flattering for him and I can assure that men like no flattery more than sexual performance flattery.

You capitalize on this story and he'll never be willing to break up because you're the only proof of his exploits.